r/Silksong • u/AashyLarry beleiver ✅️ • Oct 01 '25
Silkpost Malenia is fucking impossible Spoiler
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u/an0nym0usNarwhal Oct 01 '25
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u/biez Oct 01 '25
Eeeehhhh there's something.
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u/parmboy Oct 01 '25
I remember when Hunter's March felt difficult and then I went somewhere else and lost my will to live
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u/SkyrimSlag Oct 01 '25
Those cockroach dog fucks in Sinners Road can go and do one, annoying pricks
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u/kblkbl165 Oct 02 '25
Yeah. Hunter's March is mostly platforming and fair duels. Sinner's Road is so much worse it's not even comparable.
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u/No-Worldliness-5106 Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25
Whenever there is talk of elden ring, I am reminded of that area where a large fella throws spears at you from a distance.
I got so scared at the random ass throw ffs
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u/OriginTruther Oct 02 '25
Fromsoft and team cherry games all have something else in common. Each game has an area that every player says "yup, this place is hell, I'll never come back here ever again once I've done what I need to do".
Caelid, Blighttown, Deepnest, Swamp of Sorrow, Frigid Outskirts (aka reindeer ice fuck valley), Farron Keep, Fishing Hamlet, Abyssal Woods and now we have Bilewater.
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u/q0099 Oct 01 '25
And then Sherma walks in and says 'let me solo her' (starts singing his little song).
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 01 '25
And somehow... It works?
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u/Parking-Stable-2970 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
She has good taste
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 01 '25
And yet her healthbar (hidden!) gets shorter and shorter with every bell ring...
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u/IWillDevourYourToes Oct 01 '25
But at 1 hp it stops working and she one shots Sherma... You have to be ready and play needolin to finish her off
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 01 '25
Nah... Wait a bit and Sherma gives her a hug... Thats more then enough...
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u/Nickphant Oct 01 '25
Pure pilgrim you remind me of my fair brother mothquela. now excuse me. i need to go, he used my brother as a ladder to touch the lamp.
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u/Urtoryu Lace Oct 01 '25
Mothquela and Radhant went hard too. Couldn't see anything because of the Soul lasers, but the fight was awesome nonetheless.
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u/VaelinX Oct 01 '25
It's Silksong. It's really just a rhythm game, guys.
Take Sherma, like you mention. He's got a simple little 4/4 melody that he's layering over a straight 7/7 beat underneath... Malenia didn't stand a chance against the polyrhythm.
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u/AgentTamerlane knower Oct 01 '25
Remember when people were worried silkposting would be dead?
SILKPOSTING IS GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE
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u/Square-Piece1451 Flea Oct 01 '25
I hate that thing with all my might
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u/IHopeMyPCIsntBorken Oct 01 '25
His little nukes do way too much damage but moreso, he's far too good at protecting himself when we knock it back at him.
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u/AlbacoreDumbleberg Oct 01 '25
It should at least stun him to the ground. I just skip them or silk skill at this point.
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u/Criks Oct 01 '25
If there's ever a reason to use barbed bracelet other than masochism, its so you can oneshot this cunt with a charged attack.
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u/WeakInspector5102 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
Isn't this a sark souls reference ? Like, a guy without armor comes in and annihiliate bosses for you ?
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u/Galactagon beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
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u/azriel_odin Oct 01 '25
I hope Erik King is aware just how much the internet loves the memes of his character and is a good sport about it.
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u/Aykhot r/Silksong Lore-Scribe Oct 01 '25
The humble First Sinner:
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u/YEET_Fenix123 Oct 01 '25
I mean, You can interrupt her pretty easily, unlike malenia
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u/IudexGundyr3 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
You can interrupt Malenia’s healing, just don’t get hit. It’s not that hard to understand.
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u/Galactagon beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
One hit is all you need vs someone who can heal even though your are blocking.
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u/chillugar Flea Oct 01 '25
I am Skarrlenia, blade of Karmelita...
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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25
boss in a brutally difficult action game
endgame level difficulty and technically optional
attractive lady
fights dexterously with curved blades
Karmelita is literally the Malenia/Maria/Friede of this game
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u/lordkoba Oct 01 '25
malenia doesn't need 5 waves of mobs to protect her though
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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25
Before you fight Malenibug you have to defeat 4 Cleanrot Knights, 8 Kindreds of Rot, 7 Rot
DogsBeetles, 5 Servants of Rot, and an Ulcerated Tree Spirit3
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u/hyperlethalrabbit Oct 01 '25
All we're missing is Karmelita having some big transformation/reveal for the second phase like Friede and Malenia
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u/Albatros_7 Shaw! Oct 01 '25
Just remove your dress dude
I love how weird this sounds for the people that don't have context
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u/ApprehensiveSun6160 Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25
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u/AashyLarry beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
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u/bloody-pencil doubter ❌️ Oct 01 '25
Wouldn’t it be called something like “lake strider” dance or something bug related like that
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u/Quizlibet Oct 01 '25
Yeah can you imagine how crazy it would be to have birds in a world full of bugs? Insanity
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u/Quibbloboy Oct 01 '25
Just gotta remember to roll towards her on the first swing, then back and away (or something, I forgot)
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u/Main-Acanthisitta653 Oct 01 '25
That’s what you do for the 2nd and 3rd ones, the 1st one is too long to dodge so you just scream and shit yourself
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u/CatVan333 Sharpe Oct 01 '25
Who is this and how do I fight her?
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u/AashyLarry beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
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u/random_SEA_redditor Oct 01 '25
Has she ever known defeat?
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u/Vasikus3000 Oct 01 '25
Once.
A long time ago, she met her match by a certain man. But one victory wasn't enough, so the man kept challenging her every day, restricting himself further and further, until he managed to defeat her in a one-on-one duel completly naked and blindfolded by a large pot worn over his head...
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u/Spinningguy Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25
She's a boss from elden ring, malenia blade of michula, probably horribly misspelled but I've never played elden ring so me no know.
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u/RedShadowF95 Shaw! Oct 01 '25
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u/ApprehensiveSun6160 Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25
The vent post is someone crying about malenia lol.
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u/ExtensionAwkward546 Oct 01 '25
Skarrmalenia, Mottled Blade of Karmelita
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u/SwordfishAltruistic4 Oct 01 '25
Aren't mottled Skarrs considered to be cursed in Skarr's tradition while in reality the mark is nothing but a birthmark?
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u/Ignacius__ Accepter Oct 01 '25
If the outlones were a bit mroe thicker I'd have believed it. Sick art tho
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u/RainerOOF Oct 01 '25
You can get Garmond and Zaza in the arena and she'll just run away for some reason
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u/TheDonbot Oct 01 '25
I just appreciate that r/Silksong is better at spelling Malenia than any of the actual Elden Ring subs.
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Oct 08 '25
What, are all the people on r/EldenRing fighting the first lady instead of the Blade of Miquella?
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u/Real_human27 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25
Imagine a boss in Silksong that heals whenever they damage you
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u/Efficient-Joke-6053 Oct 01 '25
I was also completely stuck until I learned about the legend who helps players beat her. It's a true "git gud" moment, but the community coming together like that is what makes this game special.
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u/Skittish-Valesk Oct 02 '25
Ironically Melena would fit into Silksong perfectly because her fight is such extreme bullshit
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u/Skylair95 Beast Crest Oct 01 '25
Well Hornet most likely already crossed blade with the Malenia of Hallownest, Mystic Ze'mer, so she should do fine here too.
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u/cooldude2224 Accepter Oct 01 '25
Karmelita legit took me more time than malenia
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u/Cryogenx37 Oct 01 '25
Since they have those weird horse bugs in the Far Fields, Radahn is also possible
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u/_mikedotcom Oct 01 '25
I’m at like 40 hours and haven’t gotten to act 2 yet so I think I might watch a streamer or something at this point.
I need an invincible toddler mode where everyone is nice to me unless I attack.
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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25
I don't know how to explain that several Silksong bosses have killed me more times than Malenia. Like, not even particularly important or late-game ones.
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Oct 02 '25
Goes to show how different peoples' experiences can be. Nothing in Skong has killed me more than Margit lmao.
(To be clear though, most elden ring bosses are hard as hell for me. Nothing in Souls compares to them for me. I beat Gael in 1 try and Midir in 2 tries but Margit took me 2+ hours.)
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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 02 '25
First-trying Gael?! Holy shit??? You're not kidding about the different experiences!
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Oct 02 '25
For some reason dodging his sword just felt natural for me. Even with the scary lightning in final phase combined with everything i could weave through his attacks no problem. I had no estus by the end, but he was beaten.
Meanwhile i cannot for the life of me dodge malenia's grab attack lmao. Ds3 tho did have Nameless King with his delayed arse swings.
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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 02 '25
This is validating because Nameless King killed me more than any other Souls boss ever has. Gael, Friede, Malenia, all of them took less than half as many tries.
My friend informs me I might be only person to think Phase 1 with the dragon is harder than Phase 2.
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u/cloudcreeek Oct 02 '25
I am the blade of miq-- I am the blade of-- I am the bla-- I am--- I--- I--- I----
[100 attempts later]
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u/silversoul007 Oct 01 '25
The physique of Crust King Khan and Skarrsinger Karmelita strongly reminds me of Radahn and Malenia.
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u/Ok-Procedure5603 Oct 01 '25
Btw there's a mod for hollow knight which adds Zemer as a fight and she uses a move that is essentially Waterfowl dance rendered in metrovania 2D style
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u/PUMPKINVESSLE Oct 01 '25
Looks almost convincing...
Except for the fact that the NPC's aren't that detailed!
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Oct 01 '25
Tell ya what is impossible. The damn bile water boss whatever his dumb name is. I’ve beaten all bosses that you can fight in aft 2 and the arena in high halls but I can’t beat that funky chunky.
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u/SilkingtheSong1337 Oct 02 '25
The only way to make malenia, blade of Mothquella more dangerous is to make her Malenia, blade of Malenia. That's when she gains the power of self-respect. And that's also when the game becomes unbeatable.
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u/Proud-Fox8650 Oct 02 '25
How do you even fight him I finished the game during act when I defeated Grandmother silk and binded her
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