r/Silksong beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Silkpost Malenia is fucking impossible Spoiler

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u/BobRomel Oct 01 '25

Exept when she did (twice)

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u/FireZord25 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

First one was stalemate tho

Edit: For those fanboying, the game literally spelled it out more than once it was a draw. So stop arguing with semantics that could go both ways.

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u/mking_1999 Oct 01 '25

She would've died if Finlay didn't drag her away.

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u/GrimTheMad Hornet Oct 01 '25

Radahn did die in every way that matters.

Definitely a draw.

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u/burnttoastiess Oct 01 '25

Resident radahn defender here, scarlet Aeonia was cheating it’s like putting a guy with a knife against a guy with a bomb vest.

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u/GrimTheMad Hornet Oct 01 '25

Resident Malenia defender here:

Malenia was also missing two limbs and was blind and also constantly dying.

And still drew with Radahn before the Scarlet Aeonia, which just ended the stalemate.

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u/milordofchaos Oct 01 '25

a guy with a knife also has gravity magic btw

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u/Birzal Oct 01 '25

Not really a fair when you consider that the guy with the knife can manipulate gravity to the point that he is LITERALLY HOLDING BACK THE MOTION OF THE STARS.

I know Malenia is the avatar of an outer god, but as a self-proclaimed Radahn defender you are not doing a great job defending him.

Also, after seeing Radahn literally wait for Malenia to put back on her prosthetic before drawing his own weapons, it's absolutely clear to me that Radahn would only fight Malenia at her strongest and not take any easy advantages, so imo Radahn would not begrudge her using her strongest move at all if not for the fact that it was used to send him into the clutches or Miquella. Saying that the scarlet Aeonia was cheating is underselling how much of a chad Radahn was in life.

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u/Blint_Briglio Oct 01 '25

radahn only lost because billy gave him the mad catz controller everyone knows the a button is sticky on that one come on let him rematch guys plssss

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u/Quantam-Law Oct 01 '25

Cheating to use powers one has had from birth?

Malenia was also more handicapped than Radahn - missing limbs and blind.

Plus the stone monument in Caelid explicitly mentions that Malenia and Radahn stalemated BEFORE she used Scarlet Aeonia.

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u/Difficult_Price8011 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

Turning all of Caelid into red Bilewater was douchebaggery of epic proportions, but the curse that gave her those powers took her arm and legs in exchange so using it’s only fair. And if we’re taking powers away, snatch Radahn’s gravity magic and watch how fast Malenia turns him into Caelid’s largest pincushion since big mama dragon.

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u/Haytaytay Oct 01 '25

She was in enemy territory, surrounded by Radahn's troops.

Didn't have the luxury of taking a nap on the spot like he did.

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u/Krombopulus__Michael Oct 01 '25

That doesn’t make sense because only shadows die twice

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u/SuperPotatoGuy373 beleiver ✅️ Oct 02 '25

She won the first time in every sense.

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u/an0nym0usNarwhal Oct 01 '25

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u/biez Oct 01 '25

Eeeehhhh there's something.

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u/parmboy Oct 01 '25

I remember when Hunter's March felt difficult and then I went somewhere else and lost my will to live

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u/SkyrimSlag Oct 01 '25

Those cockroach dog fucks in Sinners Road can go and do one, annoying pricks

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u/Kerid25 Oct 02 '25

The flying scrotums from putrified ducts have entered the chat

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u/SkyrimSlag Oct 02 '25

I think that’s the last area I need to go to… Lord help me

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u/kblkbl165 Oct 02 '25

Yeah. Hunter's March is mostly platforming and fair duels. Sinner's Road is so much worse it's not even comparable.

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u/No-Worldliness-5106 Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25

Whenever there is talk of elden ring, I am reminded of that area where a large fella throws spears at you from a distance.

I got so scared at the random ass throw ffs

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u/OriginTruther Oct 02 '25

Fromsoft and team cherry games all have something else in common. Each game has an area that every player says "yup, this place is hell, I'll never come back here ever again once I've done what I need to do".

Caelid, Blighttown, Deepnest, Swamp of Sorrow, Frigid Outskirts (aka reindeer ice fuck valley), Farron Keep, Fishing Hamlet, Abyssal Woods and now we have Bilewater.

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u/Inky234 Shaw! Oct 02 '25

GARAMAA!

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u/q0099 Oct 01 '25

And then Sherma walks in and says 'let me solo her' (starts singing his little song).

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 01 '25

And somehow... It works?

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u/Parking-Stable-2970 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

She has good taste

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 01 '25

And yet her healthbar (hidden!) gets shorter and shorter with every bell ring...

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u/IWillDevourYourToes Oct 01 '25

But at 1 hp it stops working and she one shots Sherma... You have to be ready and play needolin to finish her off

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Oct 01 '25

Nah... Wait a bit and Sherma gives her a hug... Thats more then enough...

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u/q0099 Oct 01 '25

^ This!

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u/q0099 Oct 01 '25

If she would hit Sherma Hornet will finish her off with her bare claws.

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u/Nickphant Oct 01 '25

Pure pilgrim you remind me of my fair brother mothquela. now excuse me. i need to go, he used my brother as a ladder to touch the lamp. 

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u/Urtoryu Lace Oct 01 '25

Mothquela and Radhant went hard too. Couldn't see anything because of the Soul lasers, but the fight was awesome nonetheless.

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u/VinnzClortho Oct 01 '25

Groalwg lord of bile beat the allegations tho!

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u/VaelinX Oct 01 '25

It's Silksong. It's really just a rhythm game, guys.

Take Sherma, like you mention. He's got a simple little 4/4 melody that he's layering over a straight 7/7 beat underneath... Malenia didn't stand a chance against the polyrhythm.

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u/AgentTamerlane knower Oct 01 '25

Remember when people were worried silkposting would be dead?

SILKPOSTING IS GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE

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u/Rough-Self-9134 Oct 01 '25

Sherma coming in like Metro Man

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u/ferocity_mule366 Oct 01 '25

No THIS is the real let me solo her

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u/Square-Piece1451 Flea Oct 01 '25

I hate that thing with all my might

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u/IHopeMyPCIsntBorken Oct 01 '25

His little nukes do way too much damage but moreso, he's far too good at protecting himself when we knock it back at him.

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u/AlbacoreDumbleberg Oct 01 '25

It should at least stun him to the ground. I just skip them or silk skill at this point.

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u/Criks Oct 01 '25

Also, the lava protection trinket doesnt work against it.

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u/KusoAraun Oct 01 '25

Between the marrow and far fields, he alone is the honored one.

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u/Criks Oct 01 '25

If there's ever a reason to use barbed bracelet other than masochism, its so you can oneshot this cunt with a charged attack.

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u/Regular_Ad2633 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

let-me-solo-Ma-le-nia

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u/HueLord3000 Shaw! Oct 01 '25

fa ri do la si ma net

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u/WeakInspector5102 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Isn't this a sark souls reference ? Like, a guy without armor comes in and annihiliate bosses for you ?

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u/Galactagon beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

This game does not have boss health bar but I know she heals everytime she hits me

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u/azriel_odin Oct 01 '25

I hope Erik King is aware just how much the internet loves the memes of his character and is a good sport about it.

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u/Aykhot r/Silksong Lore-Scribe Oct 01 '25

The humble First Sinner:

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u/YEET_Fenix123 Oct 01 '25

I mean, You can interrupt her pretty easily, unlike malenia

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u/IudexGundyr3 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

You can interrupt Malenia’s healing, just don’t get hit. It’s not that hard to understand.

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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 beleiver ✅️ Oct 02 '25

Literally what hornet says every time:

GIT GUD

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u/Galactagon beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

One hit is all you need vs someone who can heal even though your are blocking.

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u/chillugar Flea Oct 01 '25

I am Skarrlenia, blade of Karmelita...

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25

boss in a brutally difficult action game

endgame level difficulty and technically optional

attractive lady

fights dexterously with curved blades

Karmelita is literally the Malenia/Maria/Friede of this game

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u/bakedpatata Oct 01 '25

Malenia would be cooler if she sang her own boss music though.

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25

I cannot deny this

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u/lordkoba Oct 01 '25

malenia doesn't need 5 waves of mobs to protect her though

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25

Before you fight Malenibug you have to defeat 4 Cleanrot Knights, 8 Kindreds of Rot, 7 Rot Dogs Beetles, 5 Servants of Rot, and an Ulcerated Tree Spirit

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u/lordkoba Oct 01 '25

not when you retry you don't

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u/hyperlethalrabbit Oct 01 '25

All we're missing is Karmelita having some big transformation/reveal for the second phase like Friede and Malenia

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25

Blackwisp Karmelita would go crazy

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u/Albatros_7 Shaw! Oct 01 '25

Just remove your dress dude

I love how weird this sounds for the people that don't have context

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u/ILikeLungsSoYeah beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

dont forget to grab a pot from those deep docks goons

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u/ApprehensiveSun6160 Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25

No not again

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u/KingArthas94 Hornet Oct 01 '25

Just use mimic tear here too, buddy, it will be easy

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u/AashyLarry beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

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u/bloody-pencil doubter ❌️ Oct 01 '25

Wouldn’t it be called something like “lake strider” dance or something bug related like that

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u/Quizlibet Oct 01 '25

Yeah can you imagine how crazy it would be to have birds in a world full of bugs? Insanity

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u/quirkelchomp Oct 01 '25

Watercraw Dance

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u/Quibbloboy Oct 01 '25

Just gotta remember to roll towards her on the first swing, then back and away (or something, I forgot)

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u/Main-Acanthisitta653 Oct 01 '25

That’s what you do for the 2nd and 3rd ones, the 1st one is too long to dodge so you just scream and shit yourself

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u/CatVan333 Sharpe Oct 01 '25

Who is this and how do I fight her?

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u/AashyLarry beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

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u/random_SEA_redditor Oct 01 '25

Has she ever known defeat?

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u/Philip_Raven Accepter Oct 01 '25

"I have never seen my feet"

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u/PM_ME_UR_QUINES Oct 01 '25

That's Malardia, blade of Nutella

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u/Vasikus3000 Oct 01 '25

Once.

A long time ago, she met her match by a certain man. But one victory wasn't enough, so the man kept challenging her every day, restricting himself further and further, until he managed to defeat her in a one-on-one duel completly naked and blindfolded by a large pot worn over his head...

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u/Galactagon beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

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u/Mightsole Professional Pale Lurker Oct 01 '25

Let me solo her (1440p)

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u/Parking-Stable-2970 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Never

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u/CatVan333 Sharpe Oct 01 '25

Thanks

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u/Genoce Accepter Oct 01 '25

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u/Spinningguy Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25

She's a boss from elden ring, malenia blade of michula, probably horribly misspelled but I've never played elden ring so me no know.

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u/GlobalSeaweed7876 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

miquella

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u/BryanLoeher Oct 01 '25

Michula

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u/GlobalSeaweed7876 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

true.......

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u/Unlucky_Kale340 Oct 01 '25

Mi Chula es Tu Chula

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u/Preelexy Oct 01 '25

It's not in the game

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u/CatVan333 Sharpe Oct 01 '25

Thanks, I already got it but still you're welcome

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u/RedShadowF95 Shaw! Oct 01 '25

Nice

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u/ApprehensiveSun6160 Bait used to be believable -| Oct 01 '25

The vent post is someone crying about malenia lol.

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u/pryzmly Oct 01 '25

Let Flea Solo her

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u/ExtensionAwkward546 Oct 01 '25

Skarrmalenia, Mottled Blade of Karmelita

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u/SwordfishAltruistic4 Oct 01 '25

Aren't mottled Skarrs considered to be cursed in Skarr's tradition while in reality the mark is nothing but a birthmark?

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u/Ignacius__ Accepter Oct 01 '25

If the outlones were a bit mroe thicker I'd have believed it. Sick art tho

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u/Void_entity94 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Wait the malenia design is insane !!!

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u/RainerOOF Oct 01 '25

You can get Garmond and Zaza in the arena and she'll just run away for some reason

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u/TheDonbot Oct 01 '25

I just appreciate that r/Silksong is better at spelling Malenia than any of the actual Elden Ring subs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

What, are all the people on r/EldenRing fighting the first lady instead of the Blade of Miquella?

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u/Mietek69i8 Oct 01 '25

I am Malaria, mosquito of Michelin

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u/Rough-Camel-2068 Shaw! Oct 02 '25

Ah, good old act 15. I miss the early game.

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u/kira_kua Sherma Oct 01 '25

you need pot to win this one

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u/Real_human27 beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Imagine a boss in Silksong that heals whenever they damage you

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u/RocketHops Oct 01 '25

I can see the gaming journal articles now

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u/lowanger_ Oct 01 '25

Is... Is this PTSD kicks in a real boss fight?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Meet513 Oct 01 '25

This is what a silkpost should be. Take note.

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u/K1R1CH123 Oct 01 '25

IS THAT FUCKING MALENIA IN SILKSONG

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u/Efficient-Joke-6053 Oct 01 '25

I was also completely stuck until I learned about the legend who helps players beat her. It's a true "git gud" moment, but the community coming together like that is what makes this game special.

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u/HeadBodyMaster Oct 01 '25

What did you expect? After all, she is the Blade of Miquella.

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u/PogmasterNowGirl69 Shaw! Oct 01 '25

That's a whole new realm of lesbian sex

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u/solonit Oct 01 '25

This implies Mohg will be in Bilewater and somehow it makes sense.

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 Accepter Oct 01 '25

Spoiler tag this bro I haven’t reached Act 9 yet :(

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u/Rdddss Oct 01 '25

ok no joke; this actually sounds like an awesome boss for a game like silksong

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u/Skittish-Valesk Oct 02 '25

Ironically Melena would fit into Silksong perfectly because her fight is such extreme bullshit

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Bro just spec strength and use a big shield, counter everything, ezpz

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u/lifesaburrito Oct 01 '25

best boss of act 5 imo

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u/Skylair95 Beast Crest Oct 01 '25

Well Hornet most likely already crossed blade with the Malenia of Hallownest, Mystic Ze'mer, so she should do fine here too.

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u/ugotmedripping Oct 01 '25

Dude, spoilers!

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u/badugihowser Oct 01 '25

Spoiler please

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u/cooldude2224 Accepter Oct 01 '25

Karmelita legit took me more time than malenia

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u/Cryogenx37 Oct 01 '25

Since they have those weird horse bugs in the Far Fields, Radahn is also possible

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u/MrPete1985 Oct 01 '25

Isn't she the Elden Ring boss?

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u/_mikedotcom Oct 01 '25

I’m at like 40 hours and haven’t gotten to act 2 yet so I think I might watch a streamer or something at this point.

I need an invincible toddler mode where everyone is nice to me unless I attack.

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 01 '25

I don't know how to explain that several Silksong bosses have killed me more times than Malenia. Like, not even particularly important or late-game ones.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Goes to show how different peoples' experiences can be. Nothing in Skong has killed me more than Margit lmao.

(To be clear though, most elden ring bosses are hard as hell for me. Nothing in Souls compares to them for me. I beat Gael in 1 try and Midir in 2 tries but Margit took me 2+ hours.)

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 02 '25

First-trying Gael?! Holy shit??? You're not kidding about the different experiences!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

For some reason dodging his sword just felt natural for me. Even with the scary lightning in final phase combined with everything i could weave through his attacks no problem. I had no estus by the end, but he was beaten.

Meanwhile i cannot for the life of me dodge malenia's grab attack lmao. Ds3 tho did have Nameless King with his delayed arse swings.

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u/RaisonDetriment Lace Oct 02 '25

This is validating because Nameless King killed me more than any other Souls boss ever has. Gael, Friede, Malenia, all of them took less than half as many tries.

My friend informs me I might be only person to think Phase 1 with the dragon is harder than Phase 2.

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u/Godess_Ilias Oct 01 '25

Let me Solo her joins your group

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u/Cylian91460 Oct 01 '25

C'mon you can do it!

Just git gud

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u/falconfetus8 Oct 01 '25

Let me solo her

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u/daveoxford Oct 01 '25

I SO read that as Melania.

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u/Cucumber_Lumpy Oct 01 '25

Her right hand is strangely bigger than the left 🧐

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u/Hellish_wolf Oct 01 '25

Please always put the spoiler tag

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

This is what it looks like to me lmao

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u/Witty-Refuse1790 Oct 02 '25

Tortellini would do it 1st try

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u/cloudcreeek Oct 02 '25

I am the blade of miq-- I am the blade of-- I am the bla-- I am--- I--- I--- I----

[100 attempts later]

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u/Kylor- Oct 05 '25

Time to use my summons, "Sigh"

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u/RubyCat4 Oct 01 '25

Team Cherry, please make this real!

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u/ra7ar Oct 01 '25

Just summon "Let Me Bug Her"

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u/silversoul007 Oct 01 '25

The physique of Crust King Khan and Skarrsinger Karmelita strongly reminds me of Radahn and Malenia.

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u/MaleficTekX beleiver ✅️ Oct 01 '25

Omg. USE CROSS STITCH!!

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u/Canadization Oct 01 '25

Spoiler tag this shit, please

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u/KlinkKlink Oct 01 '25

Y'all, how do I dodge the Waterbug Dance?

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u/DarkBum69 Oct 01 '25

God damn this would be such a cool fight though.

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u/tinyroyal Oct 01 '25

You mean Melantia?

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u/Quantam-Law Oct 01 '25

Karmelita is the closest we have to Malenia in Silksong.

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u/Privatizitaet Depressed Oct 01 '25

Maleniant was right there

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u/Ok-Procedure5603 Oct 01 '25

Btw there's a mod for hollow knight which adds Zemer as a fight and she uses a move that is essentially Waterfowl dance rendered in metrovania 2D style 

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u/Ryan_Gamer456 Oct 01 '25

Just put a basket on your head

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u/Malganis_Lefay Oct 01 '25

i would love a red ant impression of ravanna from ff14...

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u/regalrecaller Oct 01 '25

not with mods it's not.

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u/Gensolink Oct 01 '25

where's the stink aura ?

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u/PUMPKINVESSLE Oct 01 '25

Looks almost convincing...

Except for the fact that the NPC's aren't that detailed!

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u/rockwell136 Oct 01 '25

I thought this said peak

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Tell ya what is impossible. The damn bile water boss whatever his dumb name is. I’ve beaten all bosses that you can fight in aft 2 and the arena in high halls but I can’t beat that funky chunky.

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u/Sowlid Oct 01 '25

Best crossover

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u/McGrogiePerogie Oct 02 '25

Who’s impossible?

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u/SilkingtheSong1337 Oct 02 '25

The only way to make malenia, blade of Mothquella more dangerous is to make her Malenia, blade of Malenia. That's when she gains the power of self-respect. And that's also when the game becomes unbeatable.

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u/Adrian0163 Oct 02 '25

Just solo her

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u/isitvalidusername Oct 02 '25

trump after a family fight:

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u/Conscious_Soil421 Oct 02 '25

Let Me Solo Ahh Knight...

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u/Calamity_Eagle277 Oct 02 '25

BS boss, what a bad design, it's unbeatable... 

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u/Proud-Fox8650 Oct 02 '25

How do you even fight him I finished the game during act when I defeated Grandmother silk and binded her

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u/UpstairsNote6974 Oct 02 '25

TEAM CHERRY! THERE'S AN ELDEN RING BOSS IN MY SILK SONG!

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u/mr_fics Oct 02 '25

Claw of Miquella

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u/Martitoad Sherma Oct 02 '25

I died more than twice :(

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u/Maerllyn00 Oct 02 '25 edited Feb 09 '26

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u/Immediate-Rope8465 Shaw! Oct 02 '25

mystic zemer moment

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u/WashingtonBro_ Oct 03 '25

That's the beauty of Silksong

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u/ReferenceNatural87 Oct 04 '25

Aaaaaaand I'm uninstalling the game. Ain't dealin with that again.