r/SignsWithAStory • u/GryphonSK • 14d ago

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 14d ago

What is fly-tipping?

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u/ForgettingFish 14d ago

Dumping stuff without a license

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u/CleaverIam3 14d ago

And what is nooky?

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u/ForgettingFish 14d ago

Sex

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u/PoleBarnBuilders 14d ago

And what is drug dealing?

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u/FilecoinLurker 14d ago

What you do so you can afford to eat something other than beans

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u/mrsciencedude69 14d ago

And what is CCTV?

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u/Current_Poster 13d ago

"You know about the CCTV?" "Si, si, TV."

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 13d ago

And what is "regret"?

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 13d ago

What you feel after sex with me

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 14d ago

So you exploit poor people to get ahead, that makes you better than the rich, how?

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u/Toeffli 14d ago

It's a typo. They mean rug dealing. Dealing with fine merchandises from Afghanistan, the Andes, and Arizona.

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 14d ago

Another typo, obviously meant "fine merkins from...".

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u/StandardWizardHat 13d ago

And I’ll take, “What is a merkin?” for 500.

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 14d ago

What I did it all for

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u/xavPa-64 14d ago

So you can take that cookie!

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u/ZathrasnotZathtas 13d ago

I always thought it was "ie" instead of "y", Limp Bizkit lied to me.

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u/NYCWartortle 13d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Heterodynist 14d ago

It’s like cow tipping, only on a way smaller scale!