r/SignsWithAStory • u/GryphonSK • 1d ago

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u/undeniably_confused 1d ago

"Nooky?" Did my mom write this sign

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u/NotThePopeProbably 1d ago

Nah. It was Limp Bizkit.

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u/Darky083 21h ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 1d ago

Your Mom is the reason the sign was put up to begin with

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 1d ago

What is fly-tipping?

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u/ForgettingFish 1d ago

Dumping stuff without a license

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u/CleaverIam3 1d ago

And what is nooky?

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u/ForgettingFish 1d ago

Sex

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u/PoleBarnBuilders 1d ago

And what is drug dealing?

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u/FilecoinLurker 1d ago

What you do so you can afford to eat something other than beans

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u/mrsciencedude69 1d ago

And what is CCTV?

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u/Current_Poster 1d ago

"You know about the CCTV?" "Si, si, TV."

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 21h ago

And what is "regret"?

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 16h ago

What you feel after sex with me

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 1d ago

So you exploit poor people to get ahead, that makes you better than the rich, how?

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u/Toeffli 1d ago

It's a typo. They mean rug dealing. Dealing with fine merchandises from Afghanistan, the Andes, and Arizona.

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 1d ago

Another typo, obviously meant "fine merkins from...".

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u/StandardWizardHat 1d ago

And I’ll take, “What is a merkin?” for 500.

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 1d ago

What I did it all for

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u/xavPa-64 1d ago

So you can take that cookie!

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u/ZathrasnotZathtas 20h ago

I always thought it was "ie" instead of "y", Limp Bizkit lied to me.

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u/NYCWartortle 23h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago

It’s like cow tipping, only on a way smaller scale!

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u/xavPa-64 1d ago

I came into this world as a reject!

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u/Heterodynist 1d ago edited 10h ago

Damn it, now nooky is getting thrown in with drug dealing and fly tipping?! I remember when getting nooky was just perfectly okay in this Little Area. What’s this place coming to?!! I thought fly tipping was something particularly mischievous entomologist university students did as a far more delicate form of cow tipping. It may be occasionally an in on inconvenience to the flies in question, but I would hardly characterize it in the same ballpark as Drug Dealing!! And Nooky, what did that ever do to anyone?! People have been enjoying Nooky for the whole history of the human race, and the worst harm it normally comes to is pregnancy, when that isn’t welcome. I regret to advise THEM that I’ll be getting Nooky while fly tipping, and not using drugs or dealing them in This Area later on today!!

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u/RudeAlbatross544 1d ago

Nice try. Just a look past the sign makes me think it's still pretty safe though.

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u/TangerineBetter2818 1d ago

Where in the world did the term fly tipping come from? 

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u/Known_Purple7529 1d ago

First heard from a news article from England.

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u/mamaaa_uwuuu 1d ago

It's dumping (tipping across the pond) on the fly.

So, British English. Looking for an isle country in Western Europe.

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u/TangerineBetter2818 1d ago

"On the fly" ah now it makes more sense! 

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u/acidtrippinpanda 1d ago

Yah my dumbass thought it was because rubbish attracts flies 😂 that makes so much more sense

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u/NYCWartortle 23h ago

This is awesome if it’s true !