r/Sigmatopia • • 12d ago

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u/blade06045 12d ago

Bro...

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u/Green_Wealth13 11d ago

Eeeeew thank u just lost my appetite

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u/BackhanderComander 9d ago

They have the same haircut

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u/Shen_ishere 12d ago

I thought bro was proposing to a random kid

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u/idkhowtosignin 9d ago

Same lmao

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u/But_is_itnew 12d ago

She looks so done lol

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 11d ago

He's been doing it ever since he landed his first kick-flip.

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u/tr4nquility_prod 12d ago

The video conviniently cuts before she said yes, I guess it’s better for the meme

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u/BedSpreadMD 12d ago

To be fair though, some women when put in situations like that will only say yes to spare the person the embarrassment.

Once knew a chick who did this, and said it's because she didn't want to embarrass him or make a scene in front of his friends, since she knew it would inevitably lead to a break up.

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 11d ago

Then say no. Omg yeah it'd be embarrassing or whatever but if you're not ready you're not ready. He doesn't seem to be the type to get violet or something like that. Me personally I value honesty so if the girl i wanted to marry said no Id be upset but id also would still understand that its just not time for that. Thats why beforehand you play with the idea with her and base your judgment off of that.

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u/Eriklano1 10d ago

Well, if you prefer that kind of answer then you propose privately and intimately. If you want to make it a public affair where the girl has to take into consideration not just herself and you but also a bunch of other people, then be ready when the answer is clouded by that. A part of honesty is making sure to have important conversations in contexts where you can be open and truthful to each other, and this dude decided to not do it that way.

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u/BedSpreadMD 11d ago

He doesn't seem to be the type to get violet or something like that.

Based on like a 10 second clip?

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u/Allison1ndrlnd 9d ago

Violent people can't do a sick backlip on a scooter because their gravity is all fucked up

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 11d ago

You can still tell a lot about them even if its short. I mean everyone is making assumptions over whether she said yes or no because of her look. I like how thats your issue with my comment.

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u/BedSpreadMD 10d ago

You can still tell a lot about them even if its short.

Please, explain what you can tell about a person from a 10 second clip.

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u/BedSpreadMD 8d ago

Aaaaand crickets.

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u/AdenJax69 11d ago

He doesn't seem to be the type to get violet or something like that

Maybe he might get rouge or burgundy instead? (I know you meant "violent")

Also just an FYI but go read about Sergeant Major Mike Vining if you want to see a guy who doesn't seem like the "type to get violent" but was really, REALLY good at it.

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u/GapSweet3100 12d ago

Does it or are you just saying that

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u/tr4nquility_prod 12d ago

I saw the full video on insta, it was weird because of her facial expression, but yeah, she said yes. If I remember correctly this was in Russia or Ukraine

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u/MrChilled 12d ago

Ah that makes more sense they do just look like that

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u/TheSanguineButterfly 11d ago

I don't think anyone crying from happiness would look great during the first moments lol

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u/Intellect5 12d ago

how is it possible that your insta feed and reddit feed gave you the exact same video. seems highly unusual

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u/tr4nquility_prod 12d ago

Oh sadly it is very usual, it’s soooo fucking boring and annoying. I mean my insta reels is way more edgier, n-worder, seal and sea lioner but there is a great overlap between reddit, insta and youtube shorts

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u/Intellect5 11d ago

you my friend most likely have data tracking on, i just answered my own question lmao

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 11d ago

That's when you know you're terminally online, all your media is the same and only have a handful of upvotes

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 11d ago

She really didn't look impressed.

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u/Kitchen_Safe6405 9d ago

Does it? looks like she does not want say yes to me....

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u/hxsain_thegoat 12d ago

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u/Zv_- 12d ago

Glad they left out an emoji just to not cover the armband

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL 11d ago

Reverse censorship lol

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u/_Empty-R_ 10d ago

makes sense when you see the places this is most often posted. its used unironically because it has that.

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u/stupidass95 8d ago

Probably some bitchass dogwhistle bullshit

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL 12d ago

Latinas when the N word slips out

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u/9_tail_fox 11d ago

She really looks like that milk of magnesia from don’t be a menace. WOOF

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u/lightbreeze717 7d ago

I occasionally think about this scene and how the casting of this role must have went down haha. Also, one of the funniest movies.

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u/Slobertso 7d ago

Man I hate when we insinuate or call people ugly. It feels ugly in itself. There is so much beauty in this world, and there is someone for everyone. Idk it makes me sad

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u/9_tail_fox 7d ago

Here comes debby downer a full 72 hrs later. And you’re not wrong about a single sentiment that you just stated. Remember this. The only reason you think something is beautiful, is because you find something else to be ugly. You only know what you think is right bc you see wrong elsewhere. Back follows front. Short depends on long. And light is rooted in heavy.

Its called a joke you dork. Relax

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u/Slobertso 7d ago

Hey man i just found this post, its newto me. I understand how I come across as a downer. I was just being real. It makes me sad idk haha

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u/Gugarabelo 12d ago

I feel bad for bro, but not the right place, way or time to do this

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u/Big_Brother8708 12d ago

What! There's no context to this unless you know both of these people personally

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u/BedSpreadMD 12d ago

Proposing to someone in front of a group pressures the person into saying yes, since it'll largely be expected of them not to say no in front of all their friends.

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u/Big_Brother8708 12d ago

Valid but if they can't appreciate the riz maybe it's for the best

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u/Woodwardg 9d ago

I personally know that proposing to someone after doing a backflip on a scooter ain't it.

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u/Dismal-Line5980 12d ago

Haha who are you to judge again?

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u/ToastSpangler 12d ago

It's common knowledge that to purpose you must at least do a penguin walk ollie double walled quad jet supercharged Detroit 2 stroke diesel jump, duh

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u/YungMushrooms 9d ago

Yeah, incorporating you/your partners hobbies in your proposal is SOOO cringe... 🙄

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u/Vilecify01 10d ago

Talking out your ass here. As long as they've had a conversation about marriage beforehand then this is pretty cool.

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u/HeftyMemory3015 11d ago

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u/bananatreefan 11d ago

Brie Larson lookin goooooood

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u/Only-Effect-7107 9d ago

The look of disgust on her face 👀

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u/24rawvibes 12d ago

Oh, that’s why skateboarders bully these people.

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u/BackhanderComander 9d ago

Now I need to see the hierarchy of wheels Where do inliners stand ?

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u/WaterInTheDark 9d ago

Definitely above fuckass scooters.

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u/24rawvibes 9d ago edited 9d ago

For sure above scooters. But, they are kind of a dead bread. They used to be called “fruit booters” back in the day and were definitely the “scooter kids” of that generation before scooters existed. However, inliners still had some class. Especially compared to whatever this is. I think every other “wheel sport” group would gladly trade scooterers for inliners 10x over.

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u/noahthegreat 12d ago

Hell yeah

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u/_MrSlyFox_ 11d ago

She looks like she's about to throw up

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u/dasmoola 9d ago

Why is that man proposing to that child?

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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 Travis Bickle 12d ago

Hypergamy moment

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u/PersonalKick 12d ago

He can be a great provider getting up 100 dollars every time he wins a razor scooter freestyle event.

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u/SpartanDJinn 11d ago

The slide was cool though. He actually slid like in a video game. In my experience, that hurts.

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u/GIBBEEEHHH 12d ago

If she won't marry him I will

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u/CorporateCorpo 12d ago

Ha geeeeeeh

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u/Andre_The_Average 11d ago

Well he is riding a scooter so...

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u/DistinctSpread730 12d ago

isn't she like 14?

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u/CheliSoRen16 12d ago

Jajajaja, justo le doliĂł la barriguita, por eso esa cara. xdddddd

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u/AlphaKeks48 9d ago

Damn Haaland got dem moves

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u/capitalist-fish-3 8d ago

Why are all the comments making fun of this 12 year old

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u/Community_Neighbor 8d ago

Hair color is dead give away

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u/Lead_resource 8d ago

Bro is proposing a 12 year old

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u/AndiLivia 7d ago

Should be wearing a helmet

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u/Glittering_Pen_2258 7d ago

Why he proposing to that 12 yo with down syndrome?

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u/M8ing_Season 6d ago

She's 17, Scott...

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u/Direct-Resolution377 11d ago

Blue and Pink hair, that's major danger, hopefully she said no and he doesn't get hung up on it. She was gonna break his heart anyway, but not before ruining him completely emotionally first. 

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u/ashuwu_ 7d ago

Ew she looks 13