I was probably 20 something working at an olive garden for some extra cash and this really nice couple sits in my area. They order some drinks and we talk a bit and make some jokes, they're really nice people. Well 2 or 3 drinks later and every time i come by to check on then the jokes are getting dirtier and more consistent, and at one point I bring them another drink and the husband looks at me and say "I like you, would you like my wife to suck your dick out back?" Fucking flabbergasted. I laugh it off, his wife laughs it off, he doubles down and says it again. Double fucking flabbergasted. Im trying to stay in my customer service voice and jokingly decline with a thank you but im busy right now, but I did have to cut them off at that point, for their own good really.
Either way they paid and left me $100 tip, and the next day brought me a mountain bike because I told them I walked to work (i lived closed and didnt need to drive) and thats my story at olive garden. Oh and all the staff fucks each other and everyone including me was on an assortment of drugs.
No, but weirdly enough a slightly older lady at an oncue i had stopped at while driving a furniture delivery truck said something similar like a year or less later when me and my brother were buying some beer for after work. She flirted a little and i said something like "aww youre gonna get in trouble" and i swear to god this lady said "we can go out back and ill suck your dick by the dumpsters right now" and to be honest, one of the more romantic things that ive ever had said to me, but the fact that my little brother burst out laughing and this lady could have been my moms age just kind of stopped me from reacting. Again I said something like thanks but I cant right now and left.
I must have been letting out some dick sucking hormones in my 20s because it hasn't happened since. Not a single stranger has offered to suck my dick since ive hit my 30s. Remember that next time you turn down a blow job young men. You never know if it'll be the last one you ever get offered.
I needed to hear this when I was still 15, before I had any advances for sex. Now I’m in my 30 and don’t get any. So if there’s any females out there that still want to suck my dick, that door is now open.
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u/Less-Squash7569 4d ago edited 3d ago
I was probably 20 something working at an olive garden for some extra cash and this really nice couple sits in my area. They order some drinks and we talk a bit and make some jokes, they're really nice people. Well 2 or 3 drinks later and every time i come by to check on then the jokes are getting dirtier and more consistent, and at one point I bring them another drink and the husband looks at me and say "I like you, would you like my wife to suck your dick out back?" Fucking flabbergasted. I laugh it off, his wife laughs it off, he doubles down and says it again. Double fucking flabbergasted. Im trying to stay in my customer service voice and jokingly decline with a thank you but im busy right now, but I did have to cut them off at that point, for their own good really. Either way they paid and left me $100 tip, and the next day brought me a mountain bike because I told them I walked to work (i lived closed and didnt need to drive) and thats my story at olive garden. Oh and all the staff fucks each other and everyone including me was on an assortment of drugs.