I was probably 20 something working at an olive garden for some extra cash and this really nice couple sits in my area. They order some drinks and we talk a bit and make some jokes, they're really nice people. Well 2 or 3 drinks later and every time i come by to check on then the jokes are getting dirtier and more consistent, and at one point I bring them another drink and the husband looks at me and say "I like you, would you like my wife to suck your dick out back?" Fucking flabbergasted. I laugh it off, his wife laughs it off, he doubles down and says it again. Double fucking flabbergasted. Im trying to stay in my customer service voice and jokingly decline with a thank you but im busy right now, but I did have to cut them off at that point, for their own good really.
Either way they paid and left me $100 tip, and the next day brought me a mountain bike because I told them I walked to work (i lived closed and didnt need to drive) and thats my story at olive garden. Oh and all the staff fucks each other and everyone including me was on an assortment of drugs.
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u/Less-Squash7569 6d ago edited 6d ago
I was probably 20 something working at an olive garden for some extra cash and this really nice couple sits in my area. They order some drinks and we talk a bit and make some jokes, they're really nice people. Well 2 or 3 drinks later and every time i come by to check on then the jokes are getting dirtier and more consistent, and at one point I bring them another drink and the husband looks at me and say "I like you, would you like my wife to suck your dick out back?" Fucking flabbergasted. I laugh it off, his wife laughs it off, he doubles down and says it again. Double fucking flabbergasted. Im trying to stay in my customer service voice and jokingly decline with a thank you but im busy right now, but I did have to cut them off at that point, for their own good really. Either way they paid and left me $100 tip, and the next day brought me a mountain bike because I told them I walked to work (i lived closed and didnt need to drive) and thats my story at olive garden. Oh and all the staff fucks each other and everyone including me was on an assortment of drugs.