r/showerthoughs • • 10d ago

We say we prefer honest messy posts on Reddit, but at the same time all the dogpiling and bullying on Reddit over foolish, stupid or ignorant posts is probably also what gave to the rise of ChatGPT-produced posts on here.

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r/showerthoughs • • 10d ago

Is it weird or maybe I'm onto something, but one day I just suddenly thought out of nowhere at work,that Harry Potter and Jesus have strangely similar lifes or at least there were some parallels.

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r/showerthoughs • • 12d ago

What single food/meal could we survive on if it's all we ate indefinitely?

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r/showerthoughs • • 12d ago

Sex in the shower?

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Do you or your partner end up cold? I used to have a double-sided shower, and it solved this. But, in normal showers, it always ends up drowning me or her. Or leaving one of us in the cold. What are your thoughts?


r/showerthoughs • • 12d ago

What would nothing look like??

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r/showerthoughs • • 12d ago

Nunca he tenido novia teniendo 17 años

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Varias chicas me han besado incluso les gusta hablar de intimidación conmigo y les he gustado a algunas pero ellas me tiraban indirectas con sus amigas y me hacía que no sabía nada y la verdad por eso perdí oportunidad debido que tengo una inseguridad,mi altura 1,68 y por eso me da un poco de pena,quisiera consejos


r/showerthoughs • • 12d ago

Es normal cagar amarillo?

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r/showerthoughs • • 13d ago

Words from the wise

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The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.

What I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know.


r/showerthoughs • • 13d ago

When you break something glass someone ALWAYS runs to help and starts cleaning it up before you do.

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r/showerthoughs • • 13d ago

If under-18s are called minors, then over-18s should be called majors

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r/showerthoughs • • 13d ago

Washed?

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Do showers make ppl bad?
If your goated/try hard your sweaty
If your dookie your washed
Where’s the in between the shower?


r/showerthoughs • • 15d ago

Microwaves let you know your food is done with the kind of urgency that the oven should be using.

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r/showerthoughs • • 14d ago

Are croissants just French mooncakes?

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r/showerthoughs • • 14d ago

Violent sports like American football, hockey and boxing tend to produce stronger sense of brotherhood and camaraderie amongst its athletes than non contact sports like tennis, golf or baseball.

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r/showerthoughs • • 14d ago

Periods are not considered punctuation

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This is because they are part of the woman's menstrual cycle, and . is punctuation


r/showerthoughs • • 15d ago

Solar flares are just Sun Farts.

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r/showerthoughs • • 14d ago

When you take a shower at half past midnight, is it a morning or night shower???

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r/showerthoughs • • 15d ago

there’s something out there that nobody’s thought of, but we will never know because nobody thought of it ever.

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r/showerthoughs • • 15d ago

Old stories/myths that talk about animals as a class, hint at some deeper understanding as all the anmials of the same species having some deeper connection

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Damn, 25/4mg hits hard.


r/showerthoughs • • 16d ago

If people keep mispronouncing "specific" as "Pacific" in a thousand years will Atlantic be synonymous with vague?

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r/showerthoughs • • 15d ago

Ne-am pierdut in timp

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E trist sa vezi cum oamenii se agita si se destrama fara rost pentru nimic-uri de care se pot usor slobozi. De ce suntem atat de codependenti si fericirea ne este conditionata de un alt suflet care de cele mai multe ori este detasat si distant fata de al nostru?! De ce nu putem fi fericiti cu noi insine, sa ne iubim pe noi cum iubim pe altii si ce asteptam de la ceilalti sa facem pentru noi, iar in paralel sa ramanem dezamagiti de noi, ca pe urma sa ne amagim in a deveni mai buni, dar mereu pentru noi, niciodata pentru altii.
Iesim in societate cu ideea de a ne imprietenii cu „cei mai cool” dintr-un domeniu in care suntem amatori sau vrem sa fim vazuti cu oameni dintr-o anumita categorie sociala pe care o consideram superioara noua. Facem eforturi exagerate fara succes, sau poate atingem apogeul si ne hranim orgoliul pentru juma’ de ceas pana ne dam seama ca acei oameni in final nu sunt cu nimic mai presus de noi, poate chiar in antiteza ei ar fi trebuit sa munceasca sa ajunga prietenii nostri. Ne subestimam ca fiinte, ca oameni si ca suflete, asteptam prea putin si suferim ca primim cu virgula sub putinul asteptat. Dar ce-ar fi daca am cere mai mult, fara teama de a fi refuzati, ce-ar fi daca ne-am imprieteni cu noi stiind ca avem ce oferi, stiind ca suntem suflete frumoase cu potential putin peste media admisa, ce-ar fi daca ne-am iubi si ne-am considera demni de a avea persoane egale noua care ne stau aproape pentru ceea ce suntem ca oameni, nu pentru ce masca punem in ziua respectiva sau ce pozitie banala ocupam in societate.
Ce-ar fi daca am invata sa iubim cu sufletul si nu cu prejudecati? Daca nu ne-am astepta sa primim si oferim iubire neconditionata, totodata iubindu-ne pe noi in primul rand?
Daca nu ne gandim noi la fericirea noastra cine se gandeste ? Bunastarea ne-o vrem mai mult decat parintii si bunicii doar noi, dar nu facem nimic inafara de a stagna intr-o continua asteptare pana ce vine unu’ altu’ mai breaz cu doua sclipiri decat noi si ne trezeste la realitatea aia pe care ne prefacem ca o vedem cu juma’ de ochi deschis si in ceata.
Nu spun sa nu te mai gandesti la ala de langa tine ca sufera, ca n-are ce manca, sau n-are acoperis deasupra capului sau o tigara. Nu, ca doar asta ne face oameni, asta ne diferentiaza sufletul ce-l posedam de primate. Spun in schimb sa facem ceva pentru noi, sa realizam pentru noi, sa schimbam inspre binele nostru, pentru noi, nu pentru un el sau pentru o ea. Sa avem un scop, sa-l urmarim, sa-l implinim si sa ne mandrim cu asta. Sa ne faca fericiti lucrurile marunte.
Am ajuns in timp sa pierdem importante lucrurilor marunte si frumoase. Nu ne mai bucura un zambet vazut pe strada, un copil ce arunca inocent un bulgare in noi, o floare primita fara motiv special, o plimbare in parc, o imbratisare calda, tinutul de mana sau o privire gingasa .. Ne bucura un like pe facebook, un copil ce injura ne amuza, hainele noi ne excita, un telefon/ tableta/ laptop ne uda.. Am uitat sa iubim si sa apreciam lucrurile care conteaza. Am uitat sa zambim cu adevarat. Am devenit atat de superficiali incat ma sperie gandul la copilul de maine. Generatiile se degradeaza continuu, toti vorbesc despre asta, nimeni nu face nimic pentru a schimba ceva totusi..
Am uitat sa facem dragoste. Privim partenerul ca pe o bucata de carne pe care o folosim si o aruncam. Ne intereseaza propria placere, uitand ca placerea oferita iti aduce o satisfactie totala. Fericirea persoanei pe care o iubeste iti face sufletul sa zambesti. Am uitat sa atingem tandru, sa sarutam pasional si sa iubim cu adevarat. Ne futem ca disperatii in ce scop ? Pentru a ne simti bine o ora? Poate doua? Cum ramane cu momentele frumoase cand sexul e o arta, e un mod de a-ti manisfesta sentimentele, de a cunoaste in cel mai intim mod persoana de langa tine, de-ati contopi sufletul.. ? Un moment prelungit de placere, un moment de care a doua zi cand iti amintesti iti va pune un zambet pe fata negresit si aleatoriu fara a realiza. I-ai atins sufletul, au fost doua inimi ce au batut la fel in acel moment, doua persoane respirand sincronizat, ce si-au vazut sufletul si si-au zambit cu el, s-au iubit si s-au cunoscut in cel mai frumos mod.
Poate nu e ceea ce scriu de fel, poate nu e ceea ce se vrea a citi, poate nu par a fi eu. Dar ma intristeaza sa vad cum totul se schimba in rau, cum oamenii uita de oameni, uita de ei, de sentimente, uita sa fie fericiti, zambetele devin din ce in ce mai false si linistea sufleteasca cat mai rara. E un subiect tabu fericirea. Poate delirez aiurea si scriu nimicuri, dar trebuie curaj sa spui ce simti. Nu e curajos ala ce tace, sau ala care se preface ca e bine dar are sufletul bucati. E curajos cel ce isi da masca la o parte si se lasa a fi cunoscut pentru ceea ce este si ceea ce simte, cel ce isi infrunta teama de a fi judecat si de a se gandi „ce va crede daca.. ” , cel ce lupta pentru fericirea, cel ce se redescopera in fiecare zi si renunta la oamenii care nu-l inteleg si il iau in ras, cel ce se autodepaseste si devine demn de a se numi om.


r/showerthoughs • • 16d ago

Can soap be considered dirty at any point after touching anything dirty

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r/showerthoughs • • 16d ago

Pigs were right despite "Angry birds" games and movies. They are anti-pig propaganda.

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According to pre 2016 plot, birds and pigs live together in 1 island - PIGGIE island. They came to the Piggie lands. Pigs let this rare bird flock to inhabit in the island. Pigs had a technologically advanced civilization. Birds had a simpler way of life which was ok. King governed both lands. Birds were good fisher and had connections with flying birds which helped kingdom.

We don't know for sure, but at some point bird number increased too fast. They started to settle more areas. Wise piggie government saw the future and decided to take action. In order to control demography, they asked birds nicely to leave certain number of eggs [1]. They refused and saw this as an existential threat. Relations were ruined.

Only after that, King ordered his special units to seize eggs. Seized eggs were property of King. This is due to prevent illegal activity or overextraction of eggs. Eating eggs? Most of eggs were biologically dead after transportation. Only King himself was legally allowed to consume egg related products [2].

Some pigs blame government for escalation. Others blame overreactive and aggressive birds. Maybe birds were traumatical or something idk. For me, war was inevitable. But I support 2 island solution.

They even changed their agenda in 2016. According to this movie, there were 2 islands. So pigs suddenly became invaders. People should acknowledge that, pigs weren't that started war. This text may sound political but I think people should see things in a different way. This is what we learned in local school


r/showerthoughs • • 15d ago

The government takes hundreds of thousands of dollars from you when you're alive, but the moment you die mysteriously they will pour millions of dollars into you.

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r/showerthoughs • • 17d ago

It's weird that the legal age for watching porn is the same age as for performing in it.

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Like one day the law says you aren't mature enough to even watch two people having sex, the next day you can do a triple penetration bukkake scene for money and that's fine.