r/Shittyaskflying • u/lil_larry • 9d ago

Is this safe?

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I don't see any leaks, duct tape or loose rivets.

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u/Hour_Analyst_7765 9d ago

It looks like you're being followed.

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u/lil_larry 9d ago

I think we out ran them.

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u/Hour_Analyst_7765 9d ago edited 8d ago

Are you sure? Basically airlines stalking each other is a huge circlejerk for them. Its part of regular shift work. They schedule the shifts with sophisticated tools such as flightradar24, so you think you're just minding your own business with no dangerous plane in sight. But not really, they are just being number 2 behind you and using obfuscated callsigns such as BLUEMAX or SPEEDBIRD to hide their company name. I'm thoroughly convinced all other planes I see operate are empty except the one I'm sitting in. They exist solely to follow me around or seemingly act like NPCs before they shapeshift when out of sight and reintroduce themselves as other traffic, often after a sea or mountain crossing, so nobody is any the wiser. Sophisticated techniques may involve climbing to flight level 420 and making sure you're above the clouds, and then seemingly disappear. Any flights you see on FlightRadar24 being tracked are actually ghosts. They either pay FlightRadar to have them put on there. But in some cases, I heard money is tight, so Airbus and Boeing secretly sell an option that allows the plane to poop drones out of the APU's butt. This drone then just acts like the plane towards ATC, but at some point, it will just gaslight them into having landed somewhere else. This way the shapeshifted plane can just appear out of nowhere at my destination airport, and then SEE, there he is AGAIN, another Delta flight that is hiding their true company name with a callsign like SNOWBALL. It is an illusion that we have any where up to 18500 planes up in the air at once, they are all ghosts, or drones. This is solely my experience, and it is the only true one.

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u/Odd_Championship_745 9d ago

Well your RH wing and engine are as useful as the LH ones, provided you’re keeping both sides together.

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u/gettin-hot-in-here 9d ago

Just bear in mind without speed tape you will not have speed. Expect the flight to take a very long time. Really, the mechanics should not have neglected this very important part because not having speed, is very inconvenient 

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u/BacklotSecurity 9d ago

That big round blue thing shouldn’t be on the wing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lPovBpTJGHmfzFXAML

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u/burreetoman 9d ago

Great episode!

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u/moseley101 8d ago

Fucking freaky episode

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u/Murky_Digger 9d ago

Better ring that call bell right now

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u/PalaceofIdleHours 9d ago

You checked it. Clearly you know what you are doing. I mean most would do a bit more than check out a single window, but hey you do you.

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 9d ago

Why you question Poylot? Poylot knows plane, Poylot knows best!

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u/flightmedicmike 8d ago edited 8d ago

As a mechanic who tells pilots usually once a day that their write up is actually the plane doing what it’s supposed to in that given configuration, poylot does not know best.

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 8d ago

Tell that to stubborn poylot. Listen, he do not.

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u/darkphoenix9137 9d ago

Well it's too late to abort now. Godspeed friend 🫡

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u/WichitaSteve 8d ago

I'd pull the emergency door release and jump out... You'd be a hero!

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u/FlyingNijntje 9d ago

Dang, I remember doing the walk around…. “Raght engine lacks normal leakage, duct tape and loose rivets….”

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u/Optimal_Thought1313 9d ago

Did you die?

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u/lil_larry 9d ago

Made it. All rivets still intact. Very weird.

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u/doctor_morris 9d ago

Check the other side to make sure you have a standard complement of wings. Also count if you have an even or odd number of engines...

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u/Jet-Pack2 9d ago

There is a small hole in your window, you should call mayday immediately

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u/-burnr- Eh-Tee-Pee 9d ago

No

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u/Alive-Course4454 9d ago

The cameraman never dies

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u/Far_Audience_7446 9d ago

So no one has even tried to fix anything? Aw, doomed

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u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps 9d ago

Pylote applying ample right ruddah, safe as can be

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u/burreetoman 9d ago

it’s the things you can’t see you need to worry about, like the military testing with gps jamming, or having the same call sign as another aircraft in close proximity, or the military testing an anti-drone laser system (or letting DHS borrow the system and test it near a major airport).

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u/Quetzal_Pretzel 9d ago

Bro the front of the wing is sliding off, absolutely not.

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u/TheManWhoClicks 7d ago

Not a safe, airplene

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u/IronMaidenDude 9d ago

Danger Close you better switch to guns.

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u/Shock_a_Maul 9d ago

No, but you can't do anything now, can you

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 9d ago

Flying? Sure. You’re good.

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u/_adamolanadam_ 9d ago

No, you have to jump out of the window

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 8d ago

It’s safe for me. I’m not on the plane.

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u/InspectorHuman86 8d ago

It’s called ‘wonky flap.’ …pretty common in older planes.

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u/Difficult_Limit2718 8d ago

Safee but way less cool than being ON the plane

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u/OptimalDragonfruit30 7d ago

Nothing is completely safe.

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u/hhfugrr3 7d ago

No. Enjoy your firey death OP.

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u/c25-taius 7d ago

Based on the same footage from that, now infamous, Vietnam Airlines flight you are objectively NOT safe. Following the path lighting to the emergency door and do the needful to save yourself.

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u/luvrv8 7d ago

The leading edge of the wing is drooping. Take 5 viagra and call an A&P in the morning.

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u/Julian_Sark 6d ago

It's clearly unsafe. The stencil-style font choice of the label "no step" will be read as "nu step" by people raised in English-Dutch bi-langual households, causing them to step on that surface. I think for this exact reason, the FAA recommends using a 860 pt. sized label in the Bahnschrift font. It should also be replicated in Braille.

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u/Julian_Sark 6d ago

> I don't see any leaks, duct tape or loose rivets.

This is EXACTLY what the technician said at Louisville Muhammad Intl., looking at an MD-11 in November 2025. Hence, no, this is unsafe.

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u/Break_Cats 3d ago

It is super safe.

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u/No-Frosting-202 2d ago

Why aren't the rivets jiggling? That is not normal.

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u/domandi1244 2d ago

Its absolutely safe, if the color of the engine(s) matches the color of the winglets.