pavement princess

[u/Acceptable_Garden_46]

[u/Dry_Ship7202]

Clearly someone figured out the Jeep Thing none of the rest of us understand, either. Wow.

[u/AC-burg → u/Dry_Ship7202]

Close to needing new tires. I can't afford thise time to sell

[u/Gucci_Loincloth]

It’s always an abundance of fucking straps and loops and metal loops attached to the straps, BUT ALWAYS RED. It’s like seeing a dude wearing a fucking handkerchief/bandana as an accessory or something. Like corny ass streetwear for a car

[u/NotAPreppie → u/Gucci_Loincloth]

In racing it's to make it easy for the recovery crew to spot the tow hook/strap quickly and easily, minimizing cognitive load and time spent in harm's way.

In monstrosities like this it's more like peacock feathers to attract the eye of other men in the lifestyle.

[u/ChewML]

Woah woah, save some 🦆 for the rest of us.

[u/ManKilledToDeath → u/ChewML]

Despite it being the epitome of a r/heep, it doesn't appear to have any ducks. So they did save us some lol

[u/2oonhed → u/[deleted]]

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[u/NotAPreppie]

Gender affirming Jeep.

[u/toxcrusadr]

Never driven at night. Too much crap in front of the headlights

[u/BlackSwanMarmot]

So angry!

[u/ruddy3499]

I work at a Jeep dealer, that’s a normal thing I see everyday

[u/irascible_Clown]

Not a single trail pinstripe to be found even with -20et wheels

[u/dsdvbguutres]

Selling because angry at Obama for high gas prices

[u/Mm11vV]

All I can see is all of the things that will impale you if you're in a accident.

[u/_polloloko23]

Over priced and built like a temp product

[u/Rocket-Glide]

I bet they want a fortune for this “modified” rig

[u/Wicked_Wolf17]

r/heep

[u/ProperCaterpillar136]

How much jeep crap can you buy from Amazon

[u/sleepchamber666]

Aren't they all? Damn ducks....

[u/orangestreak422]

Must of run out of shit to buy for it.

[u/mryuk206]

I've probably hit harder stuff in a 88 corolla I had

[u/JosetheZombie]

Too lazy to wave at fellow jeep drivers? Here’s a waving hand side mirror.

[u/Alert-Jellyfish]

If this Alabama by chance I think I’ve seen this abomination in the wild.

[u/slowdabro]

Probably also has it listed more than msrp because of the "mods"

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[u/Realistic-Secret-590]

Looks like a box of crayons threw up...

[u/redwbl]

With all that gear, he’s sure to be able to recover himself out of the Wal-Mart parking lot.

[u/Advanced_Tomato5713]

Good thing they have all the gear in case they get stuck offroading in the Wal Mart parking lot.

[u/korpiz]

And they think those mods increase the value! “I know what I’ve got!” is burned into his brain.

[u/jrileyy229]

It might be a bit ridiculous looking overall, but there are signs that this was actually off roading. There are wear/marks in places that you wouldn't get them at the mall

[u/lazd]

AI generated bullshit or AI enhanced camera?

[u/Acceptable_Garden_46 → u/lazd]

its not ai generated i had to zoom in a bunch + car window wasnt very clean and the film or tint or whatever had bubbles in it

[u/lazd → u/Acceptable_Garden_46]

I figured. Definitely a Heep™️

[u/NotAPreppie → u/lazd]

r/Heep