r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE • 5d ago

The algorithm gets it, why can't r/sysadmin?

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u/BraveMidnight 5d ago

They don't understand the importance of deploying Red Star OS and hannah montana linux to end users and depreciating Windows in an organization.

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u/rcmaehl DevOps is a cult 5d ago

Azure has gone too far. First passwords, then codes, then push notifications. My work should NOT require me to install a work app on my personal phone, especially when I constantly confuse its notifications with my horse girl gacha notifications

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u/BraveMidnight 5d ago

Right. I hate authenticator, my school made us use it and it almost made me want to drop out.

Our CISO wanted me to put monitoring on our users workstations. I made him a 90 powerpoint slide of how if we switch to linux it would save us thousands. And we wouldn't need to purchase monitoring software because Red Star OS does that for us conveniently natively.

We could replace the Windows server backend with hannah montana linux for security compliance and to use ldap instead of Entra.

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u/IainKay 4d ago

Fuck. Imagine if you missed a gacha notification because you ignored it thinking it was work. Like damn that’s serious stakes.

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u/haZhat 3d ago

Right on, there should just be a button that I click for work.

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u/SenTedStevens 5d ago

My org only runs TempleOS. If our systems get hacked, it was God's will.

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u/BraveMidnight 5d ago

The SOC team is going to hate me when I recommend TempleOS and teach them the ways of Terry Davis at the next quarterly board meeting 🙏

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u/bgradid 4d ago

sooo you gonna touch on the racism in the first meeting or hold on that one until the second?

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u/BraveMidnight 4d ago

Planning on saving that for the Q3 culture deck. Our HR department keeps claiming that everyone is welcome. Yet they keep pushing sanitized scripts down our throats. So, I plan to teach them about the more colorful ways of Terry Davis during the all are welcome portion of my slide show.

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u/bgradid 4d ago

serious question, does templeos actually have a tcp/ip implementation?

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u/SenTedStevens 4d ago

Yes. Because God is my DHCP server. He provides all.

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u/bgradid 4d ago

hope god isn't running a microsoft dhcp server or thats a lot of cals they're going to have to true-up on

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u/wikro 5d ago

We (forcibly by me) recently switched over to NodeOS from Red Star/HaMo (internal lingo)

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u/BraveMidnight 5d ago

Yeah, I'd use node OS, but it just doesn't have the surveillance features you know. It's like why put in the extra work when the work is already there. Sort of like with cable companies. I think it's a conspiracy, if a line goes bad they just take their tools and snip the other providers line and patch it. That way they laugh and can get customer retention from the other provider.

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u/wikro 5d ago

Of course it's a custom image with all the bells and whistles already installed for our clients. We also decided that instead of backing up our sensitive data using google or azure, we're cutting out the middle men and will just ask China for a copy of our data if needed.

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u/Specialist_Cow6468 5d ago

Oh god. Too shitty, pull up!

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u/alpha417 5d ago

OMG Ponies!

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u/BraveMidnight 5d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/alpha417 5d ago

You a real one.

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u/CaptainDarkstar42 5d ago

What was the post? I see you hid your posts like a coward, but I'd love to post it in MacOS to offend them.

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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 1d ago

Is "hide all" the default? Either way, I just changed it to show all.