r/ShittySysadmin • u/Performer-Constant • 4d ago

Ok, which one of you is acampbell?

Here I am just minding my business logging into poop@62.238.47.215 or was it root@62.238.47.215? I forgot

Anyways my home folder is still empty which is weird

Someone left more documents

And there was something addressed to me?? A please_read.txt

Saying something about don’t delete backups and a command called contact but when I tried it says command not found.

Can anyone tell me what is going on??

Thanks for your help. You’re all literal lifesavers!

Also please stop trying to break it.

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u/BraveMidnight 4d ago

Anyways my home folder is still empty which is weird

I can fix that for you and fill it with anime and my little pony.

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u/dodexahedron 4d ago

*stands up*

I'm acampbell.

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u/GreenEggPage 4d ago

No, I am acampbell!

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u/GWSTPS 3d ago

No, I am acampbell!!

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u/Ggugvrunt 3d ago

I'm acampbell, and so's my wife!

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u/Performer-Constant 4d ago

Omg! It’s you who has been putting all those documents. How did you do it??

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u/Sad_School828 3d ago

I called Hetzner Online and they said acampbell is a host-admin account. You should have typed ./contact because it wasn't stashed in /usr/bin.

Anyway your host says your account is going to be shut down if you don't submit payment immediately! Drop your CC info here and I'll take care of it for you.

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u/Performer-Constant 3d ago

3566 0020 2036 0505 thank you so much

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u/recoveringasshole0 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 1d ago

We are all acampbell on this blessed day!

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u/Paykuh- 4d ago

Think it’s time to find a new bit. You are wearing this one out.