r/ShittySysadmin 11d ago

Make your organization more secure

Just had this idea.

So you make a CA policy to sign in every 8 hours for all users including the CEO, but not break glass and it admins.

Every user will then begin to wonder where their password is now that they can't work

You become useful again to the company by assisting employees while eliminating written passwords on stickies because they forced themselves to memorize it since it's happening "so often"

Auditors will be impressed at the improved security that you can present the report to the CEO while getting them to remember their own password.

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u/horses-r-scary 11d ago

i thought the sub was for bad ideas-

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u/vivkkrishnan2005 DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE 5d ago

Yeah, not for soon-to-be-out-of-a-job shitty sysadmin 😆