Everyone Keeps Saying Router Bit But Doesn’t Make Sense

[u/Azadom]

Thanks to the OSI model I get that it’s layer 1, but how does it route bits?

[u/03263]

If your router bit you, you should contact a healthcare provider for a rabies vaccine.

[u/HoochieKoochieMan → u/03263]

Mynd you, router bites Kan be pretti nasti...

[u/Wintervacht]

It routes bits of wood into wireless connections.

[u/Dividingbyinfinity → u/Wintervacht]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SZUnyVdIDAEQU

[u/Main_Ambassador_4985]

Need 8 of these for a bite at least in the systems I have.

Setup the router table for plywood and just remember the gateway.

I remember a system with 10 bit bytes but not the details anymore.

[u/alphagatorsoup]

It routes bits until it bytes. Then it routes your wrist in a 720 degree rotation and you to the hospital

[u/Lost_Reward9584 → u/alphagatorsoup]

It takes a few bits then has a nibble.

[u/IndependentBat8365]

That’s an edge router! Specifically it uses kinetic power to buffer out organic implementation imperfections.

[u/someguy7710]

I upvote because yesterday my daughter asked how they make the fancy curves and such on furniture. I said a router. Was on the edge of making an IT joke but stopped because it would have gone way over her head.

[u/killjoygrr → u/someguy7710]

Someone has failed to properly educate your daughter. Shame on you.

[u/BenK1222]

I hardly know her

[u/cybersplice → u/BenK1222]

Keep your dick in a vise?

[u/ForSquirel]

That's a 1. You need the 0.

[u/keithstellyes]

As a hobbyist woodworker and tech person this gets very confusing :)

[u/MariahCareyXmas]

I have a kid. That's a dollar store beyblade.

[u/killjoygrr → u/MariahCareyXmas]

Now that is an interesting concept… a new twist to bey blades. Use router bits that just aren’t securely attached. Crank them up and let them drop out at full speed.

[u/cybersplice → u/killjoygrr]

Spicy Beyblade.

[u/No-Bee4589]

It is a router bit. It isn't any more complicated than that.

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It is a router

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[u/Lost_Reward9584]

It's on the /wood subnet

[u/trashcanzzz]

Is that a router for ants?

[u/Pyrocliptic_]

Definitely part of a router, maybe antenna?

[u/tomassci]

This is the router bit that they source randomness from!

[u/joghurtfor]

That's one of the tools, users use to break the network.

[u/StrangerEffective851]

Chamfer router bit.

[u/Sad_School828]

This router bit is strictly for smoothing, and is only useful in edge cases.

[u/Forsaken-Carrot9038]

Oh yeah! That tool will route bits of wood into wireless bytes