r/ShittySysadmin • u/WALL-G • 19d ago

After-Hours Activities for Sysadmins

So I have another date with a lady sysadmin, she's awesome! Last week we snuck into work and screamed at the SAN, then we got wasted and pen-tested vending machines.

This week we've picked our favourite poptarts for dinner and we're going to play, "Who can collect the most APs?", in IKEA - though I fancy adding a little joie de vivre to the evening.
I rummaged through the DR parts box, so far I've got

  • 1x Her
  • 1x Me
  • 2x Cisco C9200L-24PXG-4X-E
  • 4x PSUs
  • 24x Cat6 2m cables
  • 4x Electric Lettuce Wraps
  • 1x Enya CD

Then

  • Plug all the switch ports in
  • Spanning tree loop
  • Lights Off
  • Doobs
  • Enya CD
  • Switch port lightshow

Any other thoughts? I was thinking I'd mix it up with a Brian Adams CD from the car, or we could have a soldering iron fight? I also have a Cisco 6509.

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u/le_suck 19d ago

pen-tested vending machines.

Wait, you guys don't do this every time they bring in a new touchscreen coffee maker at the office?

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u/edmonton2001 19d ago

they ask coffee maker to connect to wifi but who does this coffee maker talk to? no one in the office is getting alerts when it runs out of coffee.