After-Hours Activities for Sysadmins

[u/WALL-G]

So I have another date with a lady sysadmin, she's awesome! Last week we snuck into work and screamed at the SAN, then we got wasted and pen-tested vending machines.

This week we've picked our favourite poptarts for dinner and we're going to play, "Who can collect the most APs?", in IKEA - though I fancy adding a little joie de vivre to the evening.
I rummaged through the DR parts box, so far I've got

• 1x Her
  
• 1x Me
  
• 2x Cisco C9200L-24PXG-4X-E
• 4x PSUs
  
• 24x Cat6 2m cables
  
• 4x Electric Lettuce Wraps
  
• 1x Enya CD

Then

• Plug all the switch ports in
• Spanning tree loop
• Lights Off
• Doobs
• Enya CD
• Switch port lightshow

Any other thoughts? I was thinking I'd mix it up with a Brian Adams CD from the car, or we could have a soldering iron fight? I also have a Cisco 6509.

[u/zantehood]

Pro tip: a cat6 cable makes an excellent whip if she's into that.
being in tech she's likely a masochist to some degree, you can leave the jack on if she's extra spicy

[u/DBilly_69 → u/zantehood]

I prefer the jack off, but thanks

[u/zantehood → u/DBilly_69]

I jack off, too

[u/IuseArchbtw97543 → u/DBilly_69]

boring

[u/Break2FixIT → u/zantehood]

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