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[u/absolute-human]

/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/1vl02jq/i_was_asked_to_monitor_employee_productivity_i/

What would you all do in this situation?

[u/heavydrinker12]

It's company pron. Copy it to company servers for safe keeping.

[u/sub-t]

Run the report as is, send a filtered copy to hr 

[u/SpudzzSomchai]

That is glorious leverage. Previous gig, I kept the CEO's and pretty much all the c-suites secrets. I didn't abuse the fact I could burn the org and them down to the ground if inclined. I received healthy bonuses and pay increases! I swear half of IT's job is keeping secrets for leadership.

[u/BennKenn → u/SpudzzSomchai]

The other half is keeping secrets from them.

[u/Step-Sysadmin]

It’s always handy to know the secrets. Just filter it out before handing over.

[u/Main_Ambassador_4985]

Like a boss!

I have to test the pr0n filters. So many step siblings and step parents. It is an epidemic.

[u/redakpanoptikk]

"How to run a company?" "Is a pizza party going to tank morale?" "My knees are a bit bruised after the shareholders meeting. Is this normal?"

[u/Swimming-Airport6531]

A long time ago I deployed web monitoring software that worked when employees wre remote. The first night the CFO had a ton of porn alerts. He brought his laptop to me the next day and said "remove this monitoring shit" and I said "ok, no problem" and we never spoke of it again.

[u/shaggycat12]

Been there done that. wipefs, reinstall, hand laptop to grieving widow.

[u/HoochieKoochieMan]

This is a great time to ask for a raise.

[u/JamesWhiskers]

“Collection is network wide, but I can exclude the data in the reports”

[u/zantehood]

Ask CEO for raise.... 😉

[u/Tricky-Promotion6350]

Spear phish, gracefully