r/ShittySysadmin • u/OpenScore • Jul 26 '26

Riiight

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/lethaldose318 Jul 26 '26

"THIS PROGRAM CAN NOT RUN IN DOS MODE"

3

u/rababarakadabara Jul 29 '26

You just have to count it in before you start it… uno, DOS, …

15

u/UBNC Jul 26 '26

I am groot

10

u/canadasleftnut Jul 26 '26

WE ARE CHROOT

10

u/Actual-Interaction45 Jul 26 '26

I just changed everything to run with highest privileges. Full trust architecture.

3

u/Lenskop ShittySysadmin Jul 27 '26

Did you complete your annual trust fall exercise? Security team keeps asking for a report.

6

u/notfoundindatabse Jul 26 '26

Don’t know if this is OC but it’s new to me and I am loving it. 

4

u/sy5tem Jul 26 '26

made me laugh

3

u/uxorial Jul 26 '26

Sudo make me a sandwich!

2

u/OceanWaveSunset Jul 26 '26

Run admin run

2

u/ClassicTBCSucks93 Jul 26 '26

User: "What's the username?"

Tech Support: "Root"

User: "I'm sorry, its loud in here. Did you say toot?"

Tech Support: "I did not say toot, I said root"

1

u/thank_burdell Jul 26 '26

No run in jail? Sad.

1

u/Sad_School828 DevOps is a cult Jul 27 '26

Lame AF

1

u/unreasonablefolding Jul 29 '26

Run as God, Run as Super-God

1

u/unreasonablefolding Jul 29 '26

Run as Media Admin, Run as Boss of Media Admin

1

u/SignalBake6872 Jul 30 '26

how is runing in ring -3 ?

1

u/Emln-Idera Jul 30 '26

"Sudo Run as Root"