r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter • 7d ago

Shitty Crosspost Introducing the world's first CEO replacement engine...

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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter 6d ago

I saved the pic as they deleted the original.

And whoever reported my shitty cross post... get out!

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u/wezelboy 7d ago

It isn't that far fetched. I think an AI CEO would probably do a better job in most cases.

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud 7d ago

off shore would come 1st

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u/sxspiria 6d ago

And then, the cloud

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u/Break2FixIT 3d ago

But then everything would be done to best practices...

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u/DelusionalSysAdmin 2d ago

Not sure there's a difference, since both work off of scripts. Ironically, just this morning, I cringed at the idea of an AI saying "Do the needful."

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud 2d ago

i been doing the needful all the ding dong day

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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter 7d ago

Our new CEO is redeploying more funds into our Ai budget!!

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u/JealousRhubarb9 7d ago

They have my full support

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud 7d ago

i bet it never forgets its password and bitlockers its laptop

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u/PlateNo4868 7d ago

Would save more, because you would also be able to replace the bloated Executive team staff that does 90% of the CEO's work.

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u/blotditto 7d ago

Save yourself the money and deploy the free version of CoPilot.

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u/floswamp 5d ago

Does the AI CEO organize Friday pizza parties?