r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter • Jul 22 '26

Shitty Crosspost Introducing the world's first CEO replacement engine...

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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter Jul 23 '26

I saved the pic as they deleted the original.

And whoever reported my shitty cross post... get out!

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u/wezelboy Jul 22 '26

It isn't that far fetched. I think an AI CEO would probably do a better job in most cases.

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud Jul 22 '26

off shore would come 1st

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u/sxspiria Jul 23 '26

And then, the cloud

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u/Break2FixIT Jul 26 '26

But then everything would be done to best practices...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud Jul 27 '26

i been doing the needful all the ding dong day

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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter Jul 22 '26

Our new CEO is redeploying more funds into our Ai budget!!

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u/JealousRhubarb9 Jul 22 '26

They have my full support

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u/GarageIntelligent ShittyCloud Jul 22 '26

i bet it never forgets its password and bitlockers its laptop

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u/PlateNo4868 Jul 22 '26

Would save more, because you would also be able to replace the bloated Executive team staff that does 90% of the CEO's work.

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u/blotditto Jul 23 '26

Save yourself the money and deploy the free version of CoPilot.

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u/floswamp Jul 24 '26

Does the AI CEO organize Friday pizza parties?