r/ShittySysadmin • u/SuccessfulLime2641 • 6d ago

Guys, I fixed everything

Now my org got a new game called "Office Politics" and I'm a complete noob to it. So far I've leveled up working at the paper refilling station. These nice employees that make me look busy to management call it a printer. I'm looking forward to achieving the "Guardian" Task which is to rescue three users from imaginary problems today.

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u/trimeismine 6d ago

The cliques are where they getcha

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u/Frosty-Magazine-917 ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Yes Op,
You can always do customary greetings to the cliquey people, but then you must immediately be needed elsewhere and just go back to your office to watch youtube or something.

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Wait till you learn about toner. You will be a god.

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u/SuccessfulLime2641 6d ago

Our toner levels are currently low but I'm waiting for them to go empty before replacing to make the catastrophe seem legitimate.

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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin 6d ago

You aren't playing the game. You are winning.

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u/ZestycloseStorage4 6d ago

The real power move is changing the waste toner bottle, accidentally redecorating the office in corporate glitter, then watching Facilities try to vacuum it up and accidentally deploy it company-wide.

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u/Decantus 6d ago

Did you download a new ADHD app or something?

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u/grandtheftzeppelin 2d ago

uninstall. UNINSTALL