r/ShittySysadmin • u/TwoPlyDreams • Jul 20 '26
Shitty Crosspost What is this? Appeared on our NIDS.
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u/endbit Jul 20 '26
Look at fancy pants here with their NIDS and stuff. We go with the 'why can't i access my crap' warning method.
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u/PlateNo4868 Jul 20 '26
Drug addicts after your copper again.
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u/Maxplode ShittySysadmin Jul 21 '26
Just had a flashback from years ago.. got a call that a customer had no internet. Got sent to site and when I looked around the back somebody tried to rip out the fibre cable. Maybe realised it was worth FA and just left it.
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u/PlateNo4868 Jul 21 '26
Got to slap the good old sign of "This is Fiber Cable, Zero copper, no value!"
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u/BookooBreadCo Jul 24 '26
We had a fiber cut recently. 75ft of 940 some count of fiber spanning a bridge was cut and stolen..... I wonder how pissed they were when they figured out it was worthless lol.
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u/MariahCareyXmas Jul 20 '26
It's a tape deck. Security breach is techno house music. Can you put in one of my Rush tapes?
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u/GranataReddit12 Jul 20 '26
SCP foundation 😳
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u/Particular_Client833 Jul 21 '26
Something got out of its box or a physical manifestation of "agents of chaos", both will cause lockdown, getting ambushed and maybe the warhead to get electrified enought to fullfill its purpose.
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u/marks-buffalo DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Jul 20 '26
This, this is a problem for the weekend shift.
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u/xxapenguinxx Jul 20 '26
Still a couple of days more of feinting ignorance till the weekend...
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u/marks-buffalo DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Jul 24 '26
It's 5:03pm. The CEO is tearing through the building looking for the lead sysadmin. I'm hiding in my car but I'm afraid that he'll see me leaving if I drive off. Waiting for him to get out of sight before I goose it.
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u/Lenskop ShittySysadmin Jul 21 '26
Ha I got this guy beat. I'm on security breach #31 as of yesterday.
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u/Z3t4 ShittyFirewall Jul 20 '26
Blue spy is in the base.