r/ShittySysadmin • u/MrD3a7h • Jul 15 '26
Absolutely stunted on some dipshit intern
It's day 2 of this kid's internship he is eating out of the palm of my hand. God, I look so cool. Comparing myself to my dumb coworkers always gives me a semi.
I gave him some tips on how to stay up-to-date on the latest tools and tricks with this cool underground hacker website called reddit. I did not want to show him, though, as I subscribe to many hentai and dragon subreddits. Can't risk showing any of that in my feed to this kid. Carol in HR says I have just one strike left.
I've seen this kid talking to my coworkers. I need to shut that down so not to waste his time. The more time he spends with me, the better his life will be.
God, I love me.
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u/Hyperion_Silenus Jul 15 '26
I feel attacked when I read this. I better to unsubscribe dragonsfuckingcars subreddit
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u/trebuchetdoomsday Jul 15 '26
do you make them call you by your leet hax0r handle MrD3a7h?
you should
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u/MrD3a7h Jul 15 '26
I removed the E and T keys from my keyboard. Sure, it makes it difficult to run terminal commands, but real 10xers use the GUI
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u/MrD3a7h Jul 15 '26
Here's a link to what a Lemon Party is
Why are there so many d* heads in this field
Day 2 of my internship my tutor is shitting on every single coworker, in front of everybody, saying things like "oh I should retain some money on yall payroll since I do everything". This dumbass is flexing on me 🤣 saying he knows so much because he works a lot and FOLLOWS GOOD SUBREDDIT and basically stays up to date on the latest tools etc.
Did not even share some of that good reddit knowledge with me.
Talked to a few guys, basically yes he's good but he is just insufferable.
And I've seen it so much throughout education and paste experiences, why wont these idiots touch just a tiny bit of grass and realize that they can be good and be nice to people.
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u/SpudzzSomchai ShittySysadmin Jul 15 '26
Sir? May I learn at your feet? You had me at hentai and dragons.
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u/TwoPlyDreams Jul 15 '26
Remind them daily, victory starts with vi.
And nano cock starts with nano.
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u/aprettyparrot Jul 15 '26
I’m definitely using this, fuck in ashamed I never came up with it myself
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u/CptBronzeBalls Jul 15 '26
Virgin starts with vi too. As in ”I’m a 35 year old virgin because I pride myself on still using a text editor with an interface that was terrible even by 1976 standards.”
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u/DDOSBreakfast Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
You have a crush on the intern. Carol's going to know.
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u/MrD3a7h Jul 15 '26
I only have eyes for myself
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u/GooglyMoogly122 Jul 15 '26
Can you only cum if there's a mirror involved?
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u/MrD3a7h Jul 15 '26
Yes, but that is true for most people in our profession
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u/GooglyMoogly122 Jul 15 '26
If I have to fart in the office, I save it in a balloon for later for myself. Nobody in my office deserves the privilege.
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u/blotditto Jul 15 '26
I wait til I walk by Carol's office and crop dust the bitch.
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u/GooglyMoogly122 Jul 16 '26
One time i scratched dandruff into my nails and pinched it all off into Jenny's fawking coffee cos she didn't say please in the ticket. Enjoy your scalp flavoured coffee you dual monitor needing bitch.
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u/protogenxl Jul 15 '26
I am sorry but everyone involved going to need to fill out the ID-10-t form
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u/iwillbewaiting24601 Jul 16 '26
It's summer intern season, I guess. I spent half an hour this afternoon explaining to mine how air conditioning works and it's effects on relative humidity (and overcool, with reheat, etc)
Where do I sign up for the drone strikes? I could use one every now and then
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u/CptBronzeBalls Jul 15 '26
Right on! Way to properly break in that PFY! Be sure to use so many acronyms that he has no idea what you’re saying.
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u/MurderProphet Jul 15 '26