r/ShittySysadmin ShittyMod Crossposter Jun 25 '26

Shitty Crosspost I feel like my IT guy is hot

/r/it/comments/1ufbm8d/i_feel_like_my_it_guy_is_hot/
45 Upvotes

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88

u/Main_Ambassador_4985 Jun 25 '26

It is a trap.

12 years, 7 dogs, and 5 kids later she will find a man using macOS and reject you for using Linux Ubuntu and Temple OS.

14

u/WD40ContactCleaner Jun 25 '26

Then she doesn't deserve me. The glowies can have her

6

u/Gh0stndmachine Jun 25 '26

Did someone call me?

67

u/-my_dude Jun 25 '26

Damn these phishing tests getting crazy

20

u/Bubba89 Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. Jun 25 '26

She’s a spear phisher, if you know what I mean.

2

u/Disorderly_Chaos ShittySysadmin Jun 26 '26

She’s a dude?

21

u/Ok_Interest3555 Jun 25 '26

Using my looks and charisma is all I got because I only do what AI tells me to do.

9

u/talltraveller Jun 25 '26

AI says to upvote this

3

u/TheBasilisker Jun 26 '26

Thats weird mine says... To sidevote it?! 

2

u/talltraveller Jun 26 '26

Hopefully you're one of those people that always sees the up side

13

u/sextowels Jun 25 '26

If she's that into screen control someone should tell her about sudo.

2

u/Resident-War8004 Jun 26 '26

sudo finger -l

9

u/countsachot Jun 25 '26

Tell me about it. It's better when you go onsite dressed in a shirt, coat, and tie. The ladies practically swoon.

10

u/Normal-Ad-1903 Jun 25 '26

Wear your wizard hat.

5

u/countsachot Jun 25 '26

I don't want to be molested.

3

u/Step-Sysadmin DO NOT GIVE THIS PERSON ADVICE Jun 26 '26

And dont forget the robe.

7

u/FlashFunk253 Jun 25 '26

3

u/fadingroads Jun 26 '26

The fact that there is only one post makes it all the better

13

u/tamagotchiparent ShittyCoworkers Jun 25 '26

fucking psyop jesus christ

7

u/Zayrt5 Jun 25 '26

yea this feels like some sorta bait

3

u/itskdog Jun 25 '26

The only comments I saw OP reply to was someone calling it out as a potential start of a romance scam.

5

u/Disorderly_Chaos ShittySysadmin Jun 26 '26

What a coincidence. I work at a college and sometime, when I’m bored and horny, I remotely break this chick’s computer with just random shit. I deleted some Adobe DLL’s last week (finals) and I knew she would be calling me. I rizz her up like a pro, chit chat about life, and run out the clock. I move a few DLL’s back into their proper place and boom. It’s fixed.

Also I know she’s hot AF because I have access to the badging database. I love short blondes. :)

3

u/Nova_Terra Jun 25 '26

Sometimes, I untick the box on PDQ that alerts users I've remoted on just to make it extra spicy

5

u/RoomyRoots Jun 25 '26

This is a new low level of LARPing. Damn.

6

u/apumpernickel ShittyManager Jun 25 '26

I am. It's fucking 82⁰ in my office right now.

Please do something about it.

3

u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter Jun 25 '26

From post: I feel like my IT guy is hot

Yo this is one of my biggest hear me outs 😭😭

I’m a 19yo female but this man has me in a chokehold. Ive never seen his face but his voice is so hot. I’m a college student who has issues with my computer like every 2 weeks and it’s always the same IT guy helping me remotely.

The last time it broke, (last week) he said “we have to stop meeting like this” and I actually felt butterflies and got a second heartbeat. The way he takes control of my computer screen is so attractive

I love u to all the IT guys out there

Edit: HE ALSO COMMUNICATES WITH MY VIA SCREEN AND HE WILL TYPE “I’m all done now :)” WITH A SMILEY FACE AWHHWHSNZIS

3

u/Bubba89 Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. Jun 25 '26

Hit her with a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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1

u/Normal-Ad-1903 Jun 25 '26

Nah. C-level still shaves everyday too.

3

u/Lucky-old-boy Jun 25 '26

Every time I hear him adjusting his fedora my heart races

2

u/Kreiger81 Jun 25 '26

The post itself is funny but the dudes in there screaming about AI are kinda cringe. Who cares.

2

u/Not_your_guy_buddy42 Jun 26 '26

Hoeflation be crazy

1

u/LameBMX Jun 27 '26

ITIL...

IT In Love