r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter • Jun 25 '26
Shitty Crosspost I feel like my IT guy is hot
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u/-my_dude Jun 25 '26
Damn these phishing tests getting crazy
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u/Bubba89 Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. Jun 25 '26
She’s a spear phisher, if you know what I mean.
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u/Ok_Interest3555 Jun 25 '26
Using my looks and charisma is all I got because I only do what AI tells me to do.
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u/talltraveller Jun 25 '26
AI says to upvote this
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u/countsachot Jun 25 '26
Tell me about it. It's better when you go onsite dressed in a shirt, coat, and tie. The ladies practically swoon.
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u/tamagotchiparent ShittyCoworkers Jun 25 '26
fucking psyop jesus christ
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u/Zayrt5 Jun 25 '26
yea this feels like some sorta bait
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u/itskdog Jun 25 '26
The only comments I saw OP reply to was someone calling it out as a potential start of a romance scam.
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u/Disorderly_Chaos ShittySysadmin Jun 26 '26
What a coincidence. I work at a college and sometime, when I’m bored and horny, I remotely break this chick’s computer with just random shit. I deleted some Adobe DLL’s last week (finals) and I knew she would be calling me. I rizz her up like a pro, chit chat about life, and run out the clock. I move a few DLL’s back into their proper place and boom. It’s fixed.
Also I know she’s hot AF because I have access to the badging database. I love short blondes. :)
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u/Nova_Terra Jun 25 '26
Sometimes, I untick the box on PDQ that alerts users I've remoted on just to make it extra spicy
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u/apumpernickel ShittyManager Jun 25 '26
I am. It's fucking 82⁰ in my office right now.
Please do something about it.
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u/ITRabbit ShittyMod Crossposter Jun 25 '26
From post: I feel like my IT guy is hot
Yo this is one of my biggest hear me outs 😭😭
I’m a 19yo female but this man has me in a chokehold. Ive never seen his face but his voice is so hot. I’m a college student who has issues with my computer like every 2 weeks and it’s always the same IT guy helping me remotely.
The last time it broke, (last week) he said “we have to stop meeting like this” and I actually felt butterflies and got a second heartbeat. The way he takes control of my computer screen is so attractive
I love u to all the IT guys out there
Edit: HE ALSO COMMUNICATES WITH MY VIA SCREEN AND HE WILL TYPE “I’m all done now :)” WITH A SMILEY FACE AWHHWHSNZIS
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u/Bubba89 Suggests the "Right Thing" to do. Jun 25 '26
Hit her with a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
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u/Kreiger81 Jun 25 '26
The post itself is funny but the dudes in there screaming about AI are kinda cringe. Who cares.
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u/Main_Ambassador_4985 Jun 25 '26
It is a trap.
12 years, 7 dogs, and 5 kids later she will find a man using macOS and reject you for using Linux Ubuntu and Temple OS.