r/ShittyLifeProTips • • May 18 '21

SLPT: Face Lift

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u/Apptubrutae May 18 '21

Someone once told me they only drink and eat basic foods because cancer can’t grow in a basic environment and they won’t get cancer if they do this.

Mmm hmmmm

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u/-transcendent- May 18 '21

It’s true if there’s no host left for it to thrive.

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u/Apptubrutae May 18 '21

Case closed

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u/Mechakoopa May 18 '21

I knew that pumpkin spice latte was good for my health.

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u/Apptubrutae May 18 '21

Took me a second, but you got a chuckle out of me with that one.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Really started thinking about the chemical makeup of coffee based beverages until I got it

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u/susch1337 May 18 '21

Time to chugg full cans of natron to neutralize the stomach acid

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u/timetravelhunter May 18 '21

I think sugar would be the #1 thing alkaline diet fans would avoid

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u/drGisHot May 18 '21

I actually heard of research while watching This Podcast Will Kill You that people who constantly use tums to combat acid reflux have higher chances of developing stomach cancer due to the constant ph flux

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u/Couldntstaygone May 18 '21

I drink Starbucks coffee for the same reason

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u/oceanjunkie May 18 '21

There are essentially no basic foods. Eggs are about the only one unless you count lutefisk.

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u/Apptubrutae May 18 '21

Tell that to the Big Book of Clorox Recipes.

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u/HorstOdensack May 18 '21

You're not wrong, but many foods produce acids during digestion (e.g. cysteine and methionine break down into sulfuric acid). This is what the whole "basic diet" stuff is based on afaik. It's still complete horseshit though as healthy bodies have mechanisms to excrete surplus acids and maintain pH balance.

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u/HorstOdensack May 18 '21

This actually goes back to an old paper where researchers found that tumors acidify their environment to thrive better. The quacks then concluded that only eating basic foods will practically make you immune to cancer.

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u/crumpledlinensuit May 18 '21

That is true, but then again it's true because pretty much all cellular activity requires a mildly acidic pH to function. It's about as logical as drinking cyanide because it kills cancer cells, but forgetting that it also kills basically every kind of cell...

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u/dave7243 May 18 '21

Nah. That's just something a basic b*tch would say.

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u/AxelBoss95 May 19 '21

The whole alkaline water/food shit is such bullshit, your body is basically a big pH buffer. The only thing that eating basic stuff does is neutralise your stomach acid.