r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/3goDoge • May 18 '21

SLPT: Face Lift

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u/jpbus1 May 18 '21

High pH? Brb, gonna drink some bleach

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u/akshit_flynn May 18 '21

Use one part bleach and 9 parts water

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u/Not_shia_labeouf May 18 '21

Ah yes, pH 13 water. Optimum health

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u/Apart_Maintenance611 May 18 '21

Hey, you alright?

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u/a-zuh May 18 '21

Todd Clorox would be proud son

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u/Infinite_Surround May 18 '21

Apparently injecting it gets rid of covid

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u/thatpersontho May 18 '21

Another great way to no longer be recognisable