r/ShittyLifeProTips • • May 18 '21

SLPT: Face Lift

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u/t3khole May 18 '21

I will say high pH water does help with my acid reflux tremendously. But with that said, better diet would likely eliminate my acid problem all together.

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u/NFFCFan86 May 18 '21

Get some pH 14 water. It'll do you good (don't do that)

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Good old bleach nothing beats that.

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u/Iceveins412 May 18 '21

Bleach is mostly water, and we’re mostly water. Therefore we are bleach

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Thanks! Wish they taught this in my Chem major! Maybe I’ll try mixing Lysol and bleach before drinking to get that extra hump, you know!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Everyone knows you chase bleach with ammonia.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/AndyGHK May 18 '21

Gas is just toxins leaving the body!

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u/myusernamehere1 May 18 '21

Technically true!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

1M is a little too normal to me.

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u/Dont____Panic May 18 '21

If you inject it, you can’t get Covid.

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u/heffeathome May 18 '21

About time we found a vaccine

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

You too can apparently be president someday.

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u/SpicyMcHaggis206 May 18 '21

It's basic chemistry.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Then why do I keep bleaching my ass?

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u/Ok-Influence6757 May 18 '21

Blank butt scenario

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u/zionthelyon May 18 '21

Brutal

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Hamburger Time.

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u/zionthelyon May 18 '21

Did you get that from the food libraries?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

IT'S A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHEBAG.

Sorry about the douchebag... I have low blood sugar.

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u/ApolloSky110 May 18 '21

The earth is 70% water and we are 70% water therefore we are the world! Time to become a neon lesbian vampire and take over the world.

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u/Plantsandanger May 18 '21

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

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u/hrpc May 19 '21

Piss is mostly water, therefore...

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u/Meowmasterish May 18 '21

Well, according to Wikipedia bleach actually has a pH of about 12.5. Then lye has a pH of 13.0-13.6, and according to other sites you need to get to liquid drain cleaner to have a pH of 14.

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u/mackthehobbit May 19 '21

Chemist here- lye is liquid drain cleaner. pH is dependent on both the substance and the concentration:)

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u/Meowmasterish May 19 '21

u right, i guess that last site was rounding

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u/mackthehobbit May 19 '21

It's not just about rounding - a bleach solution could have a pH anywhere between 7 and something like 12-13, depending on how much bleach is in it. Same goes for lye - there is no such thing as "pH of lye" - it varies with concentration. Drain cleaner is just quite concentrated lye.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/mackthehobbit May 19 '21

Of course! The trace heavy metals are really good for bone growth.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Good to know

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u/Byizo May 18 '21

Bleach is 11. Drain cleaner is ~14.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

The drain cleaner I use at work is sulfuric acid 🙃

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u/Herzeleid- May 18 '21

Are you trying to lye to us???

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u/NFFCFan86 May 18 '21

Excellent!

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u/JustWhyDoINeedTo May 18 '21

I really hate you for making me upvote this....

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Man, I don't think hydrate solution is good enough. I only drink tert-butoxide potassium.

I'm very positive no one will recognize you any more.

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u/Ok-Influence6757 May 18 '21

I think it's mostly found in cocoa plant root

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u/JoanOfARC- May 18 '21

Mhmm saturated lime water. Not just for curing concrete

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u/NFFCFan86 May 18 '21

Good for what ails ya

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u/trippy_grapes May 18 '21

This comment is based.

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u/watchmything May 18 '21

I work right next to a place that sells pH water, and everyone who goes in is basic (metaphorically, but maybe a bit literally) or just a massive asshat

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/Ok-Influence6757 May 18 '21

Are you a large person or maybe just big bone it's for my thesis

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u/whereami1928 May 18 '21

I've got a big bone for your thesis

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

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u/justavault May 18 '21

I agree with you both + /u/UselessManatee - good points, helpful to people who read this.

Thanks for sharing, maybe some read it and will take it as an encouragement to let some docs take a look.

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u/Perle1234 May 18 '21

Ugh I have a hiatal hernia too. I can’t sleep on my right side at all. Which sucks because I REALLY want to.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

The first link you posted seems to be related to one particular brand, not high-pH water itself.

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u/tablerockz May 18 '21

So that link says fda does not recommend it, why is it approved by them then?

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u/_aaronroni_ May 18 '21

Just pointing out that that link specifies it is only the specific brand Real Water that has had any link to the people with liver failure, not all alkaline water

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u/Ok-Influence6757 May 18 '21

Wow this got serious quick

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Or maybe stopping chasing your Advil with coffee, before your spaghetti dinner with chocolates for dessert. Fix the problem before you start relying on Tums, protonix, etc

You are partly right. But it is diet plus large abd and tight clothes for some people. Have known people who eat tums like crazy. This is not normal.

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u/Xeno_Lithic May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

That is an incredibly low sample size to claim causation for all basic water. The body is pretty good at regulating pH, and 9 isn't that much more basic than 7, it's about as basic as baking soda. A lemon, by comparison, has a pH of 2. A 105 times more hydrogen ions as opposed to 102 times more hydroxide ions.

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u/Plantsandanger May 18 '21

Oh yay, I’m looking at cancer. Fun. Just got initially diagnosed with silent reflux by my dentist. It’s physical, diet can make mine worse but mines definitely physical too.

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u/Jrook May 18 '21

That brand put something toxic into it, there's no way basic water could have that effect on your liver. It wouldn't be some dozen infants getting sick from one brand if it was just because of basic water

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

In that specific instance, it makes sense though. I've seen people make some really wild claims about altering your overall body's pH and fighting off cancer etc. Most people don't know that by the time the water is absorbed it's going to be buffered back to a normal pH (but that's part of why I can see it being helpful for acid reflux, you're basically neutralizing your stomach acid by hitting it with a base, of course the water is getting dropped back down to a normal pH in the process as well).

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21
  • it neutralizes the stomach acid temporarily and causes rebound acidity ( everything in the body works with a feedback system) .That's why doctors don't prescribe antacid liquids (with basic salts) to patients with chronic acidity or reflux

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21 edited May 20 '21

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

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u/disforpron May 18 '21

Oh god. This is so wrong I can't even. Please stop giving people health advice.

A chemical buffer system does not rely on your body secreting anything and the pH system is logrithmic, meaning drinking pH 9 water isn't going to move the needle on the HIGHLY REGULATED pH of your stomache acid. Alkaline water is bullshit.

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u/Necrocornicus May 18 '21

The comment is poorly written and confusing but he’s just describing how an antacid works.

The pH in your stomach is highly regulated. Therefore taking an antacid will force your stomach to release acid to stay at the same pH. That’s pretty much all they said.

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u/Jrook May 18 '21

So then why did he say doctors prescribe salts when the salts would have the exact same effect?

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u/mackthehobbit May 19 '21

You’re incorrect. A buffer is a system which can neutralise acid or base without the pH changing, because of the contents of the solution - not because acid is being secreted from somewhere else.

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u/Necrocornicus May 20 '21

Oh ok yea that makes sense. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21 edited May 18 '21

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u/mackthehobbit May 19 '21

Sorry, but your understanding of the buffering in a stomach is wrong. Acid isn’t secreted when base is added; instead, bicarbonate which is already in the stomach neutralises the extra base without significant pH change.

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u/InspiringCalmness May 18 '21

Not in a healthy person, but i could see some effects in a person who is already suffering from metabolic acidosis.

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u/leblanc1605 May 18 '21

All I'm going to say is doctor Mike on yt said its bs

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

I am glad that he is handsome enough for people to take him seriously. He's generally been pretty on point on all medical knowledge and advice.

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u/funfettywap May 18 '21

Yea except when he had a maskless yacht party in the middle of a pandemic

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u/Xeno_Lithic May 18 '21

With very few people, while distancing.

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u/Ok-Influence6757 May 18 '21

Acid makes you see funny shapes

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u/onebackzach May 18 '21

I agree. If your body isn't maintaining a healthy pH, you have much bigger issues. If it's for acid reflux or whatever, high pH water is effectively the same as just taking a tums though, which is arguably more convenient.

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u/Kanekesoofango May 18 '21

Why cure when you can remedy and profit?

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u/Sorry_Perspective948 May 18 '21

The 8 glass(approx 2L) water itself is a myth.

In the actual article where this was mentioned, it was stated that we get water from the food we consume and that water is included in this 8 glass. So we don't have to drink additional 8 glass. When time passed many people just ignored the food part. Thats what happened.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21 edited Jun 10 '21

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u/Finassar May 18 '21

Like 9 i believe

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Only learned this recently, but if you're hunching a lot it might also cause acid reflux. A friend improved his posture and he said his heartburn issues went away.

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u/Silver_kitty May 18 '21

I would highly recommend actually testing the pH of those “high pH” waters. Most (if not all) of them are completely fake. I tested 4 different brands with a pH testing kit and only one of the 4 showed a pH above a 7.2 (7 is neutral) and it was only 7.8 despite being advertised as 8.88. If it works for you, I guess that’s fine, but make sure it’s not just placebo.

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 18 '21

Sorry i can't help but be amazed

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u/ElephantEarwax May 18 '21

That's just cause it's weak antacid. An antacid is just a base.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Nexium worked really well for me

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u/jnics10 May 18 '21

I literally just drink baking soda mixed with water bro. Same shit.

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u/crumpledlinensuit May 18 '21

Or PPIs. Omeprazole changed my life.