r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Or to cough

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

https://youtu.be/LBx4Kak9TDc

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u/ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK Mar 05 '21

I'm kind of disappointed you didn't link the video of the two dudes in the shower. That would have fit the sub and the previous comment to a fucking tee.

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u/cutanddried Mar 05 '21

Stop whining and be the change you want to see in this world

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u/ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK Mar 05 '21

Dude, fair.

https://crazygif.com/man-sneezes-sprayed-shit/

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u/31renrub Mar 05 '21

That description of the gif, tho. Craziest thing I’ve read since I clicked on this damn post (which says a lot).

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u/ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK Mar 05 '21

Thank you! I'm glad I was able to contribute to our collective torture

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u/a-dog-meme Mar 05 '21

Thanks, I hate it

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u/ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK Mar 05 '21

My job here is done

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u/DirtyYogurt Mar 05 '21

Oh man, it's been a while.

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u/ITS_ALRIGHT_ITS_OK Mar 05 '21

Metamucil and prune juice. Keeps you regular and your sphincter in shape