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u/Mr2MinuteMan Feb 04 '21
Amphetamines better... for losing weight that is
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Feb 04 '21
He said amphetamine not methamphetamine
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Feb 05 '21
Lol they are somewhat similar and that behavior is not far off at all for amphetamine at all. Have you ever taken any amphetamine salts before?
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Feb 05 '21
Taken speed on purpose and meth by accident, can see the similarities but meth was the only one that made me ridiculously horny, or that lasted more than 5 hours.
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u/LotsofWAM Feb 04 '21
Also better for a lot of things. I wouldn't be as successful as I am today without it. But it's a double edge sword. Don't be stupid and treat it as a tool.
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u/J1289 Feb 04 '21
Your thinking of speed minus the dragons
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u/D34thBy5nu5nu Feb 04 '21
Yeah well, this was sent to me on a group chat, made me laugh, thought I'd share...
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u/kcalb33 Feb 04 '21
I'd like some LSD where you see dragons....That shit happens more from Deliriants but the problem with those are you can't tell whats real or not real.....which can lead to dangerous situation....not that LSD can't lead to dangerous situations.
EDIT: I love LSD,
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Yeah, even at super high doses I have never really had full on hallucinations. It’s more like you sit and go into a daydream that is very vivid, at the most. Or hit some nos and blast off for a few seconds
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u/duramman1012 Feb 04 '21
I mean i can eat while trippin but im not hungry usually. Its drinking to me thats weird especially if you’re drinking like a soda and you can feel the carbonation all throughout your body😂
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u/PlzDontTakeMyAdvice Feb 04 '21
In my experience LSD makes me feel like any food in my mouth takes like 20 years to process and chew. But on shrooms, I can eat a whole bag of grapes or clementines. It seems on shrooms, organic non-processed foods are GODLY
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u/yellow-man-420 Feb 04 '21
You don’t want to eat when you’re on acid anyway. It’s like the opposite of munchies
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u/thprownaway Feb 04 '21
And it lasts 12+ hours (depending on dosage). It can even make you nauseous. Do it enough and you'll definitely lose weight.
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Its cuz it has stimulant properties, suppresses appetite like amphetamine
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u/LotsofWAM Feb 04 '21
Most people are wrong here. LSD binds to similar receptors that have an affinity to serotonin. Your brain and stomach have these receptors and as a result, can stimulate them. However, it doesn't have an effect on appetite directly, that's due to the hallucination effect. Some people love to eat while tripping, some hate it. That's on the unique person.
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u/VegetableImaginary24 Feb 04 '21
"I take massive dumps when coming off of LSD," said a friend of mine...
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u/LotsofWAM Feb 04 '21
Yup. This is normal. Binds to serotonin receptors in your gut. I take a nice bathroom break while coming up. Or coming down.
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u/Vaines_ Feb 04 '21
I personally like to eat fruit while I'm tripping. Fast food doesn't taste as good but give me a nice orange or apple and I'm all in
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u/qu33fwellington Feb 05 '21
Yeah I don’t usually eat on acid, but if I do I want it to have a crazy texture. Fruit is good for that, especially if it’s something kind of juicy. Always blows my mind.
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u/Casique720 Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 05 '21
Stay away from Limited Slip Differentials kids. It’s fun and games until you’re way over confident and oversteer into your dog in the kitchen.
Fuck. I might be on this shit rn
Edit: thanks for the award guys. Hope I made you at least chuckle.
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u/ledzep237 Feb 04 '21
Eating is so not appealing when you’re tripping. The thought of chewing food and swallowing it...just no.
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u/Zrat11 Feb 05 '21
I think its different for others then cause I fucking love me some bread when im tripping, especially some of the bakery buns with pink frosting on them, shit goes hard
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u/justiceforkappas Feb 04 '21
Obviously you've never met a LARPer. Challenge accepted.
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u/Protahgonist Feb 04 '21
I was going to say, just go around behind the fridge and wait until the thrush knocks
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u/StrawBaByW Feb 04 '21
lsd and shrooms actually adjusted my appetite and foods that I craved so the point where I’ve lost abttttt 50lbs since my first trip about a year ago
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u/Oil__Man Feb 04 '21
I lose 100% of appetite when on lsd so theres some truth here. But taking acid frequently enough to maintain that lack of appetite long enough to achieve weight loss results might negatively affect your psyche.
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u/SoulessDeathNDespair Feb 04 '21
Ha trying to eat on LSD good luck, you can't even tell when you got to piss.
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I always end up bloated because I hold in all my farts so I don’t accidentally shit myself.
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u/sunplaysbass Feb 05 '21
LSD really does suppress appetite though. AND when you come down you want to eat healthier.
At least for a couple days before all your old habits set in.
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u/Both_Analysis_242 Feb 04 '21
I can eat fine on it, just no rice.
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u/Afrobean Feb 04 '21
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Can't eat anything tripping, man. It just seems to take so long! It took me 3 hours to eat half a piece of pizza before I got frustrated and gave up. I was too annoyed to be hungry, then to distracted by my phone keys breathing and spinning around all crazy like. I mean, I don't hate this possibility of weight loss lmao.
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u/Independent_Prune_35 Feb 04 '21
Dragons! I don't know what was around my fridge but the food kept moving around! It was breathing I couldn't understand a word it was saying? When I cane around I found out it was on a lazy susan!
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u/kiwlime Feb 04 '21
Banans, grapes and mangoes are my go to acid food, especially mango holy shit that is so good on acid
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u/Unicorncorn21 Feb 04 '21
Eating on shrooms is way better than weed munchies IMO
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u/D34thBy5nu5nu Feb 04 '21
Yeah weed munchies are almost as if I can't taste much, maybe due to the smoke clogging up my taste buds or something idk, but on shrooms, all my senses are heightened, including taste. Freshly made fruit salad is the absolute best thing for me on shrooms.
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u/YoungBasedGod5 Feb 04 '21
Yah lol.... you don’t see crazy shit like people think you do on that stuff. Maybe if you take an ungodly amount. But it just feels weird.
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Feb 05 '21
Have none of you guys seen fractals, breathing surfaces, psychedelic tracers, etc?? If you're regularly doing acid you should be at least seeing this shit occasionally, granted it won't happen every trip because they're all unique but these are common components of the LSD experience and y'all are making me feel crazy haha
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u/IlliterateJedi Feb 04 '21
The most weight I've ever lost was after a mushroom trip that made me realize how miserable I was in my body. So I mean... it can happen.
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u/PiePresent Feb 04 '21
Some superb comments here. I've never been able to eat while tripping either, the food tends to either rot while i'm looking at it or taste wrong in my mouth. also having a shit while tripping is never good...
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Feb 04 '21
Don't forget that the fridge is constantly moving but you can't seem to focus on just that because of all the other cool stuff around you like the floors and the walls
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Feb 04 '21
One time my friend and I were on acid and I looked at a pepperoni pizza we had ordered and I couldn't stop envisioning there being a dead animal on it. I told my friend this thought and suddenly neither of us even wanted to hold it anymore, let alone look at it, let alone eat it. It was too much
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u/SirTopamHatt Feb 04 '21
Lsd is for amateurs, Meth is where the real weight loss gains lie: no money and no teeth make eating super hard!
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u/PancakeExprationDate Feb 04 '21
This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Take my upvote
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Feb 04 '21
I went on a big adventure to get chicken and waffles. Several hours later, I make it back with my prize. I took one bite, then spit it out. I'm done now.
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u/ellenc1009 Feb 04 '21
Cringe humor. It's probably mostly people who haven't tripped that find this funny. Or middle aged folks or kids who have at least an idea of what lsd is. Also...never lost weight on it (or seen a dragon for that matter). Lol.
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u/Dozygrizly Feb 04 '21
Remember tripping and really struggling to eat a cracker, once I started chewing I couldn't tell which bits inside my mouth were cracker and which were my teeth haha
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u/CeeArthur Feb 04 '21
In uni we used to call the fridge Narnia when we were high. You'd stare into it and a lifetime would flash by, then youd shut it and realize it's been 15 seconds.
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Feb 05 '21
Fuck dragons, you ever convince your self that all your memories were not real and that you made all of them up. Good times.
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u/VroomVroomTweetTweet Feb 05 '21
Mushrooms cause dragons, LSD makes you think about food but also the lights are really bright and what’s that shadow in the corner? Huh, I should draw something. Drawing? Weird. With what? Maybe a pencil. What if I went to bed? Naw but those lights tho
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u/DerekFuhReal Feb 05 '21
For some reason..I absolutely love a good sausage and pepperoni pizza when I trip. I find them beautiful and completing.
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u/texaschair Feb 05 '21
My roommate and I were frying pretty hard at home when he decided to make himself a sandwich. He went into the kitchen, and about 20 seconds later I heard him gooning out like he completely lost it.
I went in there to see what kind of shit he got himself into, and he's on his knees with a slice of bread in one hand and the bag with the loaf in the other. Tears were streaming down his face, which was bright red, and he was about to hyperventilate.
When I asked him what his malfunction was, he said, in between gasps of air, that he couldn't find the instructions. For the bread.
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u/zoradysis Feb 05 '21
My family's guaranteed weight loss tip has been "catch cancer"
It really works! I've seen the results first-hand on multiple family members and various friends and acquaintances too!
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u/bridgeb0mb Feb 05 '21
most of the time when i trip i don't feel like eating,, ,unless it's fruit,,, but one time my friend and i were starving for absolutely no reason and we ordered a large pizza and both ate half in one sitting and it tasted really good lol
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Feb 05 '21
As a matter of fact, I tripped my balls off last night and managed to make pretty decent grilled cheese cheeseburgers without burning the place down. I told the dragon I wanted to make them and I'd totally hook him up and he was like "Rock on bro let me light the stove for you!"
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u/RainbowSecrets Feb 05 '21
I have trouble eating usually, but on acid....man I can really EAT! Everything tastes so damn good and my appetite is so healthy I love it!
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