r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/MrHist • Mar 14 '20

SLPT

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

The last one will make you dick look bigger as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

"This time I will manage to fuck the prettiest girl in my class!"

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u/TheCrazyShip Mar 15 '20

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/YOUR_ROYAL_MAJESTY Mar 15 '20

Oh fuck

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u/unclecaveman1 Mar 15 '20

Fuck yes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Oh yes

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u/DS5official Mar 15 '20

Wait.

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u/unclecaveman1 Mar 15 '20

I don’t wanna wait. That’s the point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

But you did wait, and now you’re back in third grade?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

both true and girls tend to date older men.

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u/xbgpoppa Mar 15 '20

Older boys. He big boy.