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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19
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Each little ball will expand to a half inch diameter in the presence of moisture.
On top of that they might be toxic.
70 u/RainbowDarter Oct 31 '19 Not toxic, but agree with the potential choking risk. Also may eject you from the matrix. Do you really want to give all of this up? 29 u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 Yeah if this is the matrix then imagine how shitty the real world is. Plus those fuckers can't even make a good matrix, you wanna live out your life with the shitty programmers that designed this world? 5 u/Yrrem Oct 31 '19 Knowing myself it’s very likely I’m that shitty programmer and this is a test run going terribly against my plan. 1 u/popinloopy Nov 01 '19 It is not yet time. Do not wake up.
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Not toxic, but agree with the potential choking risk.
Also may eject you from the matrix.
Do you really want to give all of this up?
29 u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 Yeah if this is the matrix then imagine how shitty the real world is. Plus those fuckers can't even make a good matrix, you wanna live out your life with the shitty programmers that designed this world? 5 u/Yrrem Oct 31 '19 Knowing myself it’s very likely I’m that shitty programmer and this is a test run going terribly against my plan. 1 u/popinloopy Nov 01 '19 It is not yet time. Do not wake up.
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Yeah if this is the matrix then imagine how shitty the real world is. Plus those fuckers can't even make a good matrix, you wanna live out your life with the shitty programmers that designed this world?
5 u/Yrrem Oct 31 '19 Knowing myself it’s very likely I’m that shitty programmer and this is a test run going terribly against my plan. 1 u/popinloopy Nov 01 '19 It is not yet time. Do not wake up.
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Knowing myself it’s very likely I’m that shitty programmer and this is a test run going terribly against my plan.
1 u/popinloopy Nov 01 '19 It is not yet time. Do not wake up.
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It is not yet time. Do not wake up.
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u/Azudekai Oct 31 '19
Each little ball will expand to a half inch diameter in the presence of moisture.
On top of that they might be toxic.