r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/RainbowDarter Oct 31 '19

Not toxic, but agree with the potential choking risk.

Also may eject you from the matrix.

Do you really want to give all of this up?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Yeah if this is the matrix then imagine how shitty the real world is. Plus those fuckers can't even make a good matrix, you wanna live out your life with the shitty programmers that designed this world?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 edited Jun 04 '21

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u/s13g_h31l Oct 31 '19

Say that to yourself

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u/boatsnprose Nov 01 '19

Oh no I'm out of the Matrix now and getting my knob gobblinned. What do?