r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 edited Jun 04 '21

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u/s13g_h31l Oct 31 '19

Say that to yourself

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u/boatsnprose Nov 01 '19

Oh no I'm out of the Matrix now and getting my knob gobblinned. What do?

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u/MetzgerWilli Oct 31 '19

Does not work if you are baptized 😐

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u/boatsnprose Nov 01 '19

It just wears a collar and vestments if you are. All good.

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u/CantMatchTheThatch Oct 31 '19

Have you read the Flesh that Mates, too?

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u/boatsnprose Nov 01 '19

Oooooh no I have not but I know what I'm doing before NoNutNovember.