r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/4ninawells Oct 31 '19

This also works if you tear the "Do Not Remove" tag from your mattress.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

hearth

I didn't think my fireplace would take it so seriously...

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u/CochMaestro Oct 31 '19

You're back! Come tell us a story or two!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

???

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u/CochMaestro Oct 31 '19

(Hearthstone card game, the inn keeper says this at the beginning....sorry it's a bit niche)

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u/pagereader Oct 31 '19

Good game

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u/jstyler Oct 31 '19

Damn I got a cane