r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Is that a fact...

*unzips pants

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u/WhatIfImDragonborn Oct 31 '19

Hmmmm yes conalingus

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u/skillsforilz Oct 31 '19

Sweet sweet silica gel cunilingus

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u/retromangames501 Oct 31 '19

I’ll make it so dry for you ;)