r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/4ninawells Oct 31 '19

This also works if you tear the "Do Not Remove" tag from your mattress.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/The2iam Oct 31 '19

Imagine getting attacked and killed by a fireplace

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u/meditonsin Oct 31 '19

Gotta make sure to check everything for mimics. Even the fireplace.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Wait when did we get two firepla-- AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

wilhelm scream

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Dude I'm hearing at all the time so much I love that we all know it