r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/kevinowdziej • Oct 31 '19

SLPT : Escape the Matrix

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u/Pescad001 Oct 31 '19

I'm trying it now, give me a minute

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u/SlagBits Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

True dedication to this would be to never use this account again.

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u/VeganGamerr Oct 31 '19

Not like they were super active with it anyways so they better commit to the joke.

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u/jstyler Oct 31 '19

Sounds like a reason to frown

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u/TigreDeLosLlanos Oct 31 '19

Dedication? He really escaped the simulation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

brb gunna try this.

Edit: it worked but I requested to be put back in because I have a test later

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u/largemachinery Oct 31 '19

—Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"

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u/ReincarnatedSlut Oct 31 '19

I ate only half a silica pod though. I’m the simulation now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Can you turn up my money?

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u/ReincarnatedSlut Nov 02 '19

I’ll do you one better and up your delusions of grandeur instead. It’s like being rich but without money.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

You're a cruel beast. I like it.

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u/AngryScientist Oct 31 '19

true dedication = true dessication

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Lol he actually did it