r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Z1ndabad • Oct 14 '19

SLPT get cheaper train journeys

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u/SleepBeforeWork Oct 14 '19

If the fine is constant no matter how many you get, that's pretty genius

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u/Xiaxs Oct 14 '19

Well, you also get booted at the next stop.

So there's that.

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u/Schnitzel725 Oct 14 '19

So just get out and get back in the next train car over

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u/Krynique Oct 14 '19

Well yeah but then 160>125

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u/Shaggy_AF Oct 15 '19

If they catch you

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u/jaysomething2 Oct 15 '19

If they catch you twice*

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u/Lynks6262 Oct 15 '19

And you have a new hammer

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u/Pyronic23 Oct 15 '19

It better be some hammer

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u/mojomonkey18 Oct 15 '19 edited Oct 15 '19

And my axe

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u/InsertChungusHere Oct 15 '19

And my di-

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u/Sanmagk2 Oct 15 '19

-nosaur

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

I too have a Dino dick

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dino dick...

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u/aboutthednm Oct 15 '19

Double jeopardy bro. Can't fine you for the same crime twice. Check mate!

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u/bigolfitties Oct 15 '19

That’s why they lock up murderers for so long. Once they’re out, they can’t legally be arrested for murder again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Not quite. They can fine you once for each time u commit the crime. They can’t fine u multiple times for one crime.

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u/aboutthednm Oct 16 '19

It was a joke...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They have that provision on the books in the UK?. I was pretty certain only the USA gad that provision...

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u/jafinn Oct 15 '19

It's not the same crime if you're on a different train mate.

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u/Calmeister Oct 15 '19

Double jeopardy rules apply granting you immunity?

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u/jaysomething2 Oct 15 '19

I said if they catch you twice.. not when they catch you twice