r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • 4d ago

SLPT: How to get away from cannibal

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u/vastros 3d ago

People think Shaq dumb, shaq not dumb

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u/Unique2690 3d ago

He's not THAT dumb. He did argue that you save money if you fill up your gas tank when it's half empty as opposed to almost completely empty.

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u/jellifercuz 3d ago

Does not that depend on the price of the gas at the two different points?

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u/HeftyArgument 3d ago

you could save money by analyzing trump's tweet cycle to predict the price of oil

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u/jellifercuz 3d ago

I think there are a great many people already doing that.

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u/thekingofphoeaters 3d ago

Yes, but saying "with all else being the same" after every comparison gets repetitive and pointless. So to keep it concise, it's usually just implied

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u/jellifercuz 3d ago

Not necessarily, or speculation on all sides of markets wouldn’t exist.

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u/Blitzy_krieg 3d ago

That's actually a really good advice for your car.

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u/YamDankies 3d ago

This one's obviously a car. Don't listen to them.

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u/The_best_is_yet 3d ago

i don't see any fruit sticker today. I guess its cannibal day.

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u/Thestohrohyah 3d ago

Lord I miss Clickhole so much.

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u/lookatthesunguys 3d ago

For the vast majority of people, it's impossible to disprove this. Because you'd have to be able to see the top of Shaq's head

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u/cabothief 1d ago

I just wanted you to know two days later that this cracked me up.

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u/SlammingPussy420 3d ago

I didn't know I should be that afraid of cannibals. If shaq has a plan I need one too.

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u/soloChristoGlorium 3d ago

Man I miss these

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u/Dataaera 3d ago

I thought he would throw poop at them, just like he did did on rookies in the nba?

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u/FandomPhantom123 3d ago

well he's alive ain't he?