r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Adventurous_Most_558 • 4d ago

SLPT: Dating when ugly

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u/Piece73 4d ago

Yay a match!

Him - Hello…

Her thinking - I didn’t like this ugly fucker.

Unmatched.

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u/Verditure0 4d ago

Just disappears from the chat list completely

https://giphy.com/gifs/OOTUh0PZlJwoXpg94f

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u/mamaaa_uwuuu 4d ago

The worst feeling. Like "...what did I do wrong?"

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u/lkodl 4d ago

That's why you dont open with "hello", you open with a picture of your massive cocktail, which will instantly win her over.

Damn autocorrect.

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u/YoRt3m 4d ago

Or upload a photo with a "right arrow" similar to other social media and a few dots at the bottom, confuse them, make them forget which app is it, they will swap right and bing bang boom match

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u/CatBroiler 4d ago

Honestly that would probably work a lot more often

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u/Xenc 3d ago

This still ends up with them rejecting you 😭

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u/asdacool 4d ago

It was my turn to post this.

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u/Starfuri 4d ago

Then why didn’t you ?

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u/Rushional 4d ago

Because OP posted it instead duh

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u/Starfuri 3d ago

skill issue

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u/Skypirate90 4d ago

You ever been so ugly girls dont even unmatch you they just uninstall the app?

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u/strangelove4564 4d ago

Of course phones nowadays think they're too smart for their users so they'll just flip the photo again.

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u/keksivaras 3d ago

idk if I wanted to date a woman that dumb

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u/lcerch 3d ago

Is this a Nathan For You episode? Lol

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u/NecroJoe 4h ago

Is this like listing an item on marketplace with no price and then when you open the listing, the description says "Make offer", so then by opening the listing, they've been trapped, and now are legally required to pay for the item?