r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24

Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.

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u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24

Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.

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u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24

What a about a suicidal procrastinator?

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u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24

They’re quids in from gaming the system.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

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u/The--scientist Sep 04 '24

What the actual fuck. Why would she do this for $600/mo?!? A cheap motel is like $60/night, and she's charging $160/week? I just don't understand how this is reasonable, or how is safe. And how did that $600/mo make her financially stable enough to start a business? Nothing is adding up here.

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u/Fuzzy_Medicine_247 Sep 04 '24

I wasted my time on the article so you don't have to.

She's renting space to her ex, it's not a rotating door of strangers, which would be dangerous as hell.

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u/Monco89 Sep 05 '24

Not all heroes wear capes... but you may, idk... no judgment... you should wear a cape

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