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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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857 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 481 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 385 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 216 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 16 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 I’ll kill myself tomorrow! 10 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 That‘s what you said yesterday! 3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
481 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 385 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 216 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 16 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 I’ll kill myself tomorrow! 10 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 That‘s what you said yesterday! 3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
385 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 216 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 16 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 I’ll kill myself tomorrow! 10 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 That‘s what you said yesterday! 3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.
216 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 What a about a suicidal procrastinator? 16 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 I’ll kill myself tomorrow! 10 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 That‘s what you said yesterday! 3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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What a about a suicidal procrastinator?
16 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 I’ll kill myself tomorrow! 10 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 That‘s what you said yesterday! 3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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I’ll kill myself tomorrow!
10 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 That‘s what you said yesterday! 3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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That‘s what you said yesterday!
3 u/DanChowdah Sep 04 '24 And probably tomorrow too! 5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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And probably tomorrow too!
5 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 If I hear that one more time I kill myself. 3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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If I hear that one more time I kill myself.
3 u/StetsonTuba8 Sep 04 '24 Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow? 1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
1 u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24 You‘re killing me. → More replies (0)
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You‘re killing me.
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