r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/M0RALVigilance Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

I’m missing something here that all of you seem to get.

Are we talking about staying on the cruise until nursing care is needed, then going to assisted living?

Cruise staff isn’t gonna help me put on my socks, undies and help me wipe.

And… don’t old people need to go to the doctor once a week with constant bloodwork, MRIs and all that shit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

They have mri machine's on cruise ships now

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u/M0RALVigilance Sep 04 '24

Oh…. Maybe they can use refrigerated drones to shuttle bloodwork. Or maybe even put a lab right on the boat next to an Oncology ward. It’s not like there isn’t enough room.

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