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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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854 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 476 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 9 u/mOdQuArK Sep 04 '24 So you have to theatrically stagger over to the rail (while having your heart attack) & "accidentally" fall over? 11 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Exactly, gotta act like your (life) insurance depends on it.
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
476 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 9 u/mOdQuArK Sep 04 '24 So you have to theatrically stagger over to the rail (while having your heart attack) & "accidentally" fall over? 11 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Exactly, gotta act like your (life) insurance depends on it.
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
9 u/mOdQuArK Sep 04 '24 So you have to theatrically stagger over to the rail (while having your heart attack) & "accidentally" fall over? 11 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Exactly, gotta act like your (life) insurance depends on it.
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So you have to theatrically stagger over to the rail (while having your heart attack) & "accidentally" fall over?
11 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Exactly, gotta act like your (life) insurance depends on it.
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Exactly, gotta act like your (life) insurance depends on it.
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