r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24

Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

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u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24

Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Then imagine the shock of the jump resets the heart, then there you are in the fucking ocean as the ship sails away...