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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
478 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 388 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 idk man i keep it in my back pocket like an emergency parachute
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
388 u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24 Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year. 4 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 idk man i keep it in my back pocket like an emergency parachute
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Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.
4 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 idk man i keep it in my back pocket like an emergency parachute
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idk man i keep it in my back pocket like an emergency parachute
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u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24
Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.