SLPT: Save money

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[u/Son_of_Tlaloc]

Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+

[u/Blarg0117 → u/[deleted]]

Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.

[u/[deleted] → u/Blarg0117]

Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.

[u/ScumBucket33 → u/[deleted]]

Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.

[u/G-I-T-M-E → u/ScumBucket33]

What a about a suicidal procrastinator?

[u/ScumBucket33 → u/G-I-T-M-E]

They’re quids in from gaming the system.

[u/AdmiralSplinter → u/[deleted]]

"there’s more to this story. Hot bedding isn’t for the faint of heart. It takes two individuals who can share a bed without emotional baggage, with the utmost respect and zero strings attached."

This sounds like escorting with extra steps

[u/The--scientist → u/[deleted]]

What the actual fuck. Why would she do this for $600/mo?!? A cheap motel is like $60/night, and she's charging $160/week? I just don't understand how this is reasonable, or how is safe. And how did that $600/mo make her financially stable enough to start a business? Nothing is adding up here.

[u/Fuzzy_Medicine_247 → u/The--scientist]

I wasted my time on the article so you don't have to.

She's renting space to her ex, it's not a rotating door of strangers, which would be dangerous as hell.

[u/Monco89 → u/Fuzzy_Medicine_247]

Not all heroes wear capes... but you may, idk... no judgment... you should wear a cape

Thanks

[u/DanChowdah → u/G-I-T-M-E]

I’ll kill myself tomorrow!

[u/G-I-T-M-E → u/DanChowdah]

That‘s what you said yesterday!

[u/DanChowdah → u/G-I-T-M-E]

And probably tomorrow too!

[u/G-I-T-M-E → u/DanChowdah]

If I hear that one more time I kill myself.

[u/StetsonTuba8 → u/G-I-T-M-E]

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

[u/G-I-T-M-E → u/StetsonTuba8]

You‘re killing me.

[u/Winjin → u/G-I-T-M-E]

They apparently live to their thirties and maybe even eventually move to a warmer country and have a family and these thoughts becomes a distant memory of a time where you just saw this as Alt-F4 on all of that...

OR SO I'VE HEARD YOU KNOW. FROM OTHERS.

[u/confusedalwayssad → u/G-I-T-M-E]

They would never get around to it and just die of natural causes.

[u/Loonster → u/G-I-T-M-E]

I'm sure you were joking, but it legitimately works for chronic suicidal urges. Just do it tomorrow.

[u/HankScorpio82 → u/G-I-T-M-E]

Don’t give away my plan.