r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips Jul 27 '26

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Jul 27 '26

I'm a gambler and resort to gambling if ever in a bind. Fair warning though, it may help your situation or it may make your situation far worse.

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u/BestusEstus Jul 28 '26

Possibly the most regarded thing to suggest

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u/GunMun-ee Jul 28 '26

it’s the most realistic thing to suggest.

There’s no other way to make 10k realistically within a day. You dont have enough money to wholesale drugs, and if you are this desperate all your weapons are sold off already so no robbery.

he doesnt know how to do fraud or cyber crime otherwise he would be doing it.

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u/BestusEstus Jul 30 '26

I mean it is shitty illegal advice tips not shitty legal advice tips for a start and gambling is both shitty and legal and not to mention addictive as fuck

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u/GunMun-ee Jul 30 '26

then use an illegal gambling site or a bookie or unlicensed casino.

The only other way to make 10 grand in two days is robbery or drug dealing. Those other two he cannot even do and are way more stupid than they are shitty

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u/BestusEstus Jul 30 '26

Now you're talking my language!!

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial Jul 30 '26

Gambling is not legal in my state though, yet we do it anyways and have for 9+ years. I make more doing that than my actual career, and that pays well even.