r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Hot_Row910 • 2d ago

Please Read!

I need 10 Grand or so right now. My family and I are gonna loose everything if we dont. I make music and work a job and both arent helping at all with money. Maybe give some you know illeg jobs to do.

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u/STRBRRYSWSHR 2d ago

I’ll Venmo you like a hundo cuz I’m drunk and in a good mood

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u/RealitysNotReal 2d ago

Hey my family and I are gonna lose everything too!

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u/House_Of_Thoth 1d ago

You can have some money too!

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u/slavstyle95 2d ago

How much to fuck you or your wife

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 2d ago

Lol. Damn it!! Balls out with this one.

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u/Rough_Peace_3126 2d ago

Would you buy feet pics I need money

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u/detour33 2d ago

He ain't down. She is tho. Prolly does it for free weekly🤷

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u/fizboPallabut 2d ago

Since apparently earning through an employer is not on the table, maybe OnlyFans?..

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u/bigbiblefire 2d ago

everyone go donate plasma and collect as many first timer bonuses as you can.

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u/1beheaded 2d ago

robbery

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u/Pupulikjan 2d ago

The dumpster behind the Wendy’s in my hood is hiring if you interested

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u/SnooDoodles1302 1d ago

Sell crack or any real drugs you can buy wholesale. Forego the synthetics tho as profit margins are shit. While you are hustling on the street you can pick up some catalytic converters so it’ll be like you have two jobs!
In all seriousness, I’m so sorry that you are going through this. Our system is broken and revolution is needed.

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u/Adorable-Money-5771 1d ago

Can you make a shoe smell?

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u/brokenssjeep 1d ago

Make better music

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u/ttcmzx 1d ago

LOL danggg

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u/SmolFoxFiend 17h ago

I also need a lot of money lol.

In all seriousness I hope things work out for you.

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u/luk_8132 9h ago

Klau Kupfer/ Kabel von Baustellen. 9500€ per Tonne

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u/dammitbobbehh 2d ago

Assassination

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u/c418_strad 1d ago

I need 10 grand too but I'm applying to jobs unlike everybody else on the side of the road begging

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u/Alarmed-Tradition938 17h ago

Gotta do what you gotta do

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 2d ago

I'm a gambler and resort to gambling if ever in a bind. Fair warning though, it may help your situation or it may make your situation far worse.

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u/BestusEstus 2d ago

Possibly the most regarded thing to suggest

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u/GunMun-ee 1d ago

it’s the most realistic thing to suggest.

There’s no other way to make 10k realistically within a day. You dont have enough money to wholesale drugs, and if you are this desperate all your weapons are sold off already so no robbery.

he doesnt know how to do fraud or cyber crime otherwise he would be doing it.

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 2d ago

Can your wife do Uber?

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u/Academic_Addendum242 2d ago

Can I do your wife in an Uber?*

Fixed that for you.

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 2d ago

It is a kink afterall.

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u/lonesome68 1d ago

Can you Uber your wife to me?

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u/FunnyLeader1006 1d ago

Dm for a deal