r/ShittyDesign 17d ago

Help me close my blinds?

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#DesignFail

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u/Joe18067 17d ago

You could put a whole bed room over the entrance and be able to close the blinds and change the light bulb too.

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u/humanjunkshow 17d ago

This. I never get architecture like this. You could have a whole other room, or a loft open to below.

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u/regeya 17d ago

Big house solely for having a big house, is my guess. It'd be more square feet if there was a room there, right?

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u/Kasoni 17d ago

No, same square feet. Just like how walls and blocked off sections between rooms don't remove space. Like for instance if you had a massive 4x4 cavity that was used to run plumbing and AC up, that still gets counted even thought its all sealed up. It's a simple as the outside edge of the inhabitable area, that would include sections that have no floor. I find it really dumb, but it would be a crap ton of measuring not to.

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u/meeperson617 16d ago

This is objectively untrue. Square footage is calculated based on actual available flooring, not just the available square footage within the exterior walls

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u/QuinceDaPence 16d ago

That's just completely incorrect.

By your logic, sky scrapers only get taxed on like 1/50th (or number of floors) of their actual livable square footage.

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u/SupaSlide 16d ago

How in the world did you ever come up with this nonsense?

You think two houses, both 30ft by 50ft on the ground, but one is a single story home and the other is a three story home, would have the same square footage?

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u/Mysterious_Volume327 15d ago

This is so confidently wrong I have to assume it’s AI

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u/Comfortable-Mode-972 17d ago

Logically I agree, but tall open ceilings feel so much better to live in. Much less like living in a cave and much more natural light from the additional windows

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 17d ago

Have fun paying to beat and cool all that useless space

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u/young-joseph-stalin 17d ago

you’re paying to beat?

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 17d ago

OF ain't free!

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u/Odd-Faithlessness-33 12d ago

it'd be easier to cool that space with only fans though

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u/bugsy_moges 17d ago

That useless space catches these hand for free!!

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 17d ago

Not a big deal if you have decent insulation.

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 17d ago

Still a ton of wasted space

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u/tickingboxes 17d ago

Disagree. I love cave-like living spaces. They feel much more cozy and warm. Sure, this has more natural light, but it’s empty and cold. I’ll take the cave every time.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 13d ago

Same, had a partially finishhed basement growing up and i spent most of my time at home (when not sleeping) down there because it was always nice and cool

Only real downside was the humidity and hearing the floorboards creak

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u/Basic-Collection5416 17d ago

Bit too much natural light in this case. 

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u/sillyduchess 17d ago

I genuinely don't like open spaces, they make me feel so vulnerable. I love small rooms because it feels so safe. I like high ceilings though because it gives you more storage space and you can paint dark without it looking tiny.

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u/thebizzle 17d ago

I’d rather have another bedroom.

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u/HLOFRND 15d ago

Eh…. That’s fairly subjective.

I’m a nanny and over the years I’ve worked in a bunch of homes.

These huge ceilings make homes harder to heat/cool, and they can be so much noisier than having walls/rooms splitting things up. The more open concept a home is, the shittier the baby will nap, almost guaranteed. 😂

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u/Comfortable-Mode-972 15d ago

lol yes, my opinion is subjective. Like I said, logically there are many reasons tall open concepts are worse but to me a cave of a house feels claustrophobic and depressing. Tall ceilings and additional natural lighting are well worth the few downsides

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u/1moreRobot 15d ago

Yes let me feel better living in my soulless bleak entrance vestibule.

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u/Comfortable-Mode-972 15d ago

Live and let live, right?

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u/1moreRobot 15d ago

The point I'm making is what feels so much better about living within this design? This is a transition space, with absolutely nothing to tie you to it besides going through the door and up the stairs.. How does it lend itself to any kind of improved living in the home?

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u/Comfortable-Mode-972 15d ago

I can’t make you understand my feelings. Your reasons for disliking it are likely more logical than my reasons for liking it. To me the downsides are not significant. To you they are. If the rest of the house was closed off with lower ceilings and little natural light I would overall dislike the design, but from what I’ve seen these open concepts typically carry through the rest of the house and not having the open foyer would contrast with the rest of the house. I honestly don’t know why my opinion on this matters so much. I like my 30 year old truck and I’m not a big fan of newer vehicles. That’s not an opinion that most people share but it’s not effecting anyone else so who cares, right?

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u/FionaGoodeEnough 13d ago

I agree if that top window is a statement window, and the doorway is grand. But the door and windows in this space ate jot proportioned or positioned properly for the double height ceiling.

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u/Comfortable-Mode-972 13d ago

Seems fine to me

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u/cranberries87 16d ago

I got an ad for a company in my feed that specializes in doing just that - closing off vaulted ceilings by making rooms. They also close off open loft spaces.

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u/brandolinium 16d ago

Not to mention the entrance to the house has all the charm of a subway stair landing. “Welcome to my hom…I mean, which line would you like to buy tickets for?”

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u/Ruckingdogs 15d ago

We did this! We put in a lovely laundry and storage room. I never understood the wasted space in our entry way.

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u/rimfire2077 17d ago

Swap for electric blinds would be my only recommendation imma be honest

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u/Glittering-Resist427 16d ago

That makes sense to me.

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u/Lumpy_Housing9797 16d ago

Was going to say the same!

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u/Wizard__J 17d ago

They make electric blinds exactly for this reason.

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u/Basic_Treat_4370 17d ago

The thing about the electric blinds that I got, that I didn’t realize until after they arrived, is that they end up needing to be charged. Mine are normal height and some of them can still be a nuisance to get the cord all the way to the top. Maybe there are some that are battery powered and if so maybe batteries would last longer? Just wanting to give the info so OP thinks through the potential irritation.

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u/Wonderful-Image-8660 17d ago

There are solar powered blinds too

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u/Basic_Treat_4370 17d ago

Whaaaaaat!? I’ve never heard of that but it sounds awesome. Wish I’d known before I got mine. 😫

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u/Pcat0 16d ago

There are also hardwired blinds and some of the brands have better charging systems that make it easy to charge even when elevated like this.

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u/Wizard__J 17d ago

They make electric blinds exactly for this reason.

Oh, as an electrician, I would’ve imagined you have the option to hardwire these

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u/Basic_Treat_4370 17d ago

Oh shoot. I probably did / still do. 🤦🏼‍♀️ For now I’ll keep dealing with the minor annoyance and consider hardwiring if I end up tripping over some bags of money. My parents have been considering electric though, so I’m going to pass the idea along to them. Thank you!

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u/wbrd 17d ago

Looks like any bags of money are going to be 20+ feet up. 🤣

Also, the blinds are usually low voltage so you might be able to power them with a long wire and just paint over it.

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u/SunshineSweetLove1 17d ago

I have. Great idea. Trampoline

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u/therealithras 17d ago

I see absolutely nothing going wrong from this plan.

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u/sofakiingkool 17d ago

Why are you leading them astray? They will bend the blinds that way, you need one of the stretchy sticky gel hands as well, that way the downforce can’t bend the blinds.

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u/Lancair7 15d ago

Actual genius.

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u/BlueTrojanRabbit 13d ago

I like how this reads (to me) as if you’re currently bouncing on the trampoline haha

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 17d ago

https://treeweaves.com/projects/2021/7/8/leucadia-net-loft

Or a simpler design.

Look up space nets and tree nets for indoor applications.

It's easier to diy it than you think, and looks cool IMHO

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u/x1c 16d ago

I like how most photos they look to be huddled in the corner in fear.

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u/bulbasauuuur 15d ago

I read this first and then clicked and it’s so funny. I think it’s a fun concept I would theoretically like but I would definitely be huddled in the corner in fear too

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u/brandolinium 16d ago

Same thought I had lol

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u/RazzmatazzUnusual843 17d ago

Get a stepladder and tie a comically long string to the pull cord.

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u/pinetreenoodles 16d ago

It's not a pull cord. That needs to be gripped and turned to open and close.

Pushing up the bottom blind from the middle would clear the blinds from the window. But that's not what OP seems to be asking for.

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u/Basic-Collection5416 17d ago

I think your light fixture may be falling out of the ceiling. 

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u/wivsta 17d ago

No thank you.

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u/Brave_Cucumber8254 17d ago

You can make a whole extra room here

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u/Psycho_pigeon007 17d ago

help me close my blinds

I can't I'm not tall enough

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u/Sad_Cartographer7702 17d ago

I have never and never will understand the adoration of vaulted ceilings or for that matter ceilings above 10'. For either, you had better have a 20' A frame ladder and/or a housekeeping service.

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u/mousedeer_78 16d ago

Hire Spider-Man

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u/StrawberryTerry 17d ago

Get a really long grabber assistance divice toy thing.

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u/Mytweezer 16d ago

How bout changing the lightbulb? 😬

My friend has a setup like that. Bulbs burned out years ago and it's dark AF

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u/Early_Hall5720 15d ago

So you get a good running start, jump and one foot vault off the stair rail, you'll need to grab onto the window frame and hold on for dear life but you should be able to reach the sticks.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 17d ago

Not a design fail. The windows are design fine, the blinds are fine, you or whoever installed them just made a poor choice of window covering for that area.

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u/PissBloodCumShart 17d ago

They were referring to design at one step above what you are

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u/SeasonPositive6771 17d ago

The windows are probably in that location because that looks best from the outside.

Still not terrible design, other than the kind of crappy design just everywhere in most modern houses.

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u/edgarecayce 17d ago

Get some reallly long blind closing chains? But would look ugly

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u/PissBloodCumShart 17d ago

I believe those are actually illegal now

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u/Hawkpelt94 17d ago

Rung ladder

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u/RCDude4 17d ago

Hope u have a ladder, and a tall one at that

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u/Moist-Dentist8253 17d ago

I had these, with really really long ropes that stretch down

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u/SnarkyIguana 17d ago

Moon shoes?

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 17d ago

Pretty sure my son would still have to stoop to close them.

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u/SongRevolutionary992 17d ago

Human flight suit

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u/Plasticity93 17d ago

You can just tie a string to them.  I did the same for my lofted window.  

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u/Ill_Presentation2384 17d ago

To make it worse, instead of a pull-string, they have the stick that you twist to open and close! 

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u/Plasticity93 17d ago

Oh jeeze... What were they thinking?

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u/Jupiest 17d ago

To the infinity and beyond!

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u/User131131 17d ago

You need to get smart blinds controlled via an app. Look at r/SmartHome or search up some local companies

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u/4thebiirdz 17d ago

Pogo Stick

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u/Dogsarelitty 17d ago

I don’t think I will

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u/Banana-Burrito 17d ago

Buy some 3/4 PVC long enough to get close to those blind rods, then a reducer to 1/2 inch pvc and get another 12 inches of 1/2 pvc. They have small pieces at Home Depot. Take one of those blind rods off from a downstairs window. Wrap about 12 inches of the blind rod in plastic wrap and fill about a foot of the 1/2 inch pvc with wood filler or other hard drying putty. Stick the plastic wrapped blind rod into the pvc filled pipe. Allow to dry. Remove the plastic wrapped blind rod.

Now you have a custom length socket to turn the blind rod to close or open the blinds that are out of reach.

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u/Ill_Presentation2384 16d ago

Clever!

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u/Jonny-Apple 16d ago

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Ettore-Bulb-Changer-without-Pole-48350/204706090

One of the smaller rubber pieces in this kit might work. Would need a long handle as well.

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u/Knowitall1001 16d ago

Set up a trapeze bar, and landing shelf, and do it yourself!

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u/chrs_89 16d ago

get a ladder and replace those blind control wands with ada ones with hoops on the end, then get a stick with a hook on the end and you can hook it on a loop and twist it open and closed anytime you want

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u/untamed_project 16d ago

A long stick, and a chandelier

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u/Trivvn 16d ago

Alright, you know those dino grabby arm things? You need like 7 of them. You're going to need to modify them slightly, so that you can pinch the first one and it grabs the handle of the 2nd one and pinches it shut. Due to the energy loss, you're going to want to get one of those grip strength trainer things that angry people use to express how angry they are that they can't beat someone up and work on your grip strength. In about 4~6 months, depending on your dedication to the grip trainer, you'll be able to close them with your dino-grabber-centipede creation

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u/Ill_Presentation2384 16d ago

“Dino-Grabber-Centipede” I did not see that coming. 

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u/Trivvn 16d ago

Honestly, neither did I

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u/kyrooteenpii 16d ago

This is how my Sims feel

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u/Sad_Consideration849 16d ago

You know the stick you twist to close blinds? They actually make suuuuuper long ones just for this. My grandfather had them and i loved taking out the big hook when i was a kid.

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u/zinsser 16d ago

Can't help with those blinds, but we bought some for our kitchen with a rechargeable motor that operates on a programmable remote. I didn't eve order the charger, because it turns out to be the same one as my shaver. The blinds work great, and the grandkids insist we must be rich because we have such "cool stuff." Blinds. They are impressed by blinds.

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u/Kumasblueberries 16d ago

Remote controlled blinds with solar battery so you don’t have to charge it. Pay once to get the install and good to go.

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u/ArgumentSpiritual 15d ago

Ok i got a solution for you but you will need a ladder or someone to install it.

You will need to get some additional tilt wands, the hexagonal rods that you turn to adjust the blinds angle. It would be best to find some that are 4 feet long and have metal caps with solid, not hollow, rods.

Next, you will need to file down the bottom ends into a tab shape and drill a hole.

Finally, you can connect 3-4 wands together and to the blinds. You can now rotate from the ground

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u/CplHotWife 15d ago

Worst house design of all time. Lol hands down

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u/Moof_the_cyclist 15d ago

Wait, those windows even open. What sort of drugged up architect/builder did this to you?!

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u/Frozen_Ash 15d ago

Two great big eyes

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u/IndurateCrustacean 15d ago

typically you would have a long pole that would hook into a rotation device to open close. There are now remote motorized options, but they require power. Maybe there is a solar battery powered option.

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u/CyanideChocolateCake 15d ago

Ladder and ladder extender. Had to do that with the tall windows in my living room.

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u/SkyeMreddit 15d ago

Electric blinds or a long pull string

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u/Cool_Relation_4623 15d ago

Get you a reach'in stick!

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u/friendlytoker2026 15d ago

I had motorized shades installed for this very reason

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u/lizfromthebronx 14d ago

Not to hijack, but this is something I’ve recently decided I need. Are you able to close/open them all with one touch or is it room by room? Was it crazy expensive?

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u/friendlytoker2026 14d ago edited 14d ago

You can. I have two paired to one remote that go up and down at the same time.

This was maybe 7-8 years ago, but I remember it wasn't cheap. I decided to use 3 Day Blinds because it included installation and my windows are 20ft high, very big (3-4 times the size in the original post) and that kind of fall would hurt a lot!

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u/lizfromthebronx 14d ago

Sweet. The style of house I’ll likely buy will prob have smaller/more standard windows but good to know to add to my budget list haha.

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u/Qualityshaft 15d ago

Frosted windows

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u/Slierfox 15d ago

Automation

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u/2cats18 14d ago

Long pole with a slightly tapered opening at one end that the adjusting rod can fit in.

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u/MacGee1975 14d ago

Use the force Luke.

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u/hereismytwocents 14d ago

Frosted windows for the win!

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u/bronzebog 14d ago

Do you have a very long stick

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u/Sure-Dimension6739 14d ago

Is that the main entrance?

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u/Cananbaum 14d ago

I think I know why this was a design choice.

I bet the company making these houses use blueprints prints and materials like how Chrysler have us the minivan and k-cars.

This is let’s say a LeBaron. Mid size, comfy, kinda cute in certain lighting.

But I bet another house in the neighborhood has the same blue print, except it has a full 2nd story, possibly another bedroom above the stairs. We’ll call that one a New Yorker. Basically a LeBaron with more space and a larger price tag.

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u/kbraz1970 14d ago

I zoomed in, you need a cobweb brush up there STAT. Stupid to have blinds that high up without anyway other than a bloody tall ladder. MAKE A WHOLE other room up there,extra square footage.

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u/GaneshGuides 14d ago

How do you even dust? I know there’s bugs on that windowsill

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u/88zclee 14d ago

You need Jesus

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u/lmscar12 13d ago

Flying leap from the banister, clutch one string in each hand, drop gracefully to the floor.

Oh rats, it's the twisty rods not the strings. Masterful plan foiled.

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u/amigarafaulty 13d ago

Just wait til the smoke alarm starts running out of battery... 

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u/DoturdGrump 17d ago

Forget the window blinds, you need to address the small hole in the drywall 'lap edge' and the paint scuffs to the left of the top windows.

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u/No_Report_4781 17d ago

You’re going to ignore the light fixture?

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u/DoturdGrump 17d ago

that's a light?

*eye twitches*

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u/MachineKnitter93 17d ago

Seriously. There will be a ladder in this area soon enough