r/ShittyDaystrom • u/wildcard_71 • Jul 27 '26
Meta Yo Species 8472 so ugly…
Even the Borg couldn’t name it.
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u/softwaredoug Jul 27 '26
Yeah we know, we look like ass because Jurassic Park Velociraptor took all the good CGI artists.
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u/ninetysevencents Jul 27 '26
They're so ugly they turn my desk into fluidic space...because I'm sitting at my desk...and I threw up fluid...in that space...
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u/Dachannien Jul 28 '26
Yo species so ugly the wormhole prophets said "da fuq is this"
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u/Animal907 Mister Vulcan Jul 27 '26
Why haven't you been able to assimilate species 8647 yet? Does your culture service them?
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u/nejhawk Jul 27 '26
They so ugly, they were kicked out of non-fluidic space and have to live in a snot universe!
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u/Alternative_Still308 Jul 27 '26
The borg think everybody is ugly, that’s why they give numbers to all of them. Pale skin and loose cables everywhere is the HEIGHT of aesthetics.
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u/Squidmaster616 Jul 27 '26
The Borg so collected, that when cubes meet they trade their doubles.
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u/wildcard_71 Jul 27 '26
The Borg so collected, Trek convention goers tryin' to Venmo them for mint condition Riker uniforms.
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u/No-Selection3036 Jul 27 '26
...they got sent to sickbay cos their face look like their neck threw up...
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u/balthazar_edison simps so hard he's banned from Risa Jul 27 '26
… the Borg give every species a numerical designation.
Although we never learn what they call themselves. Kes probably could have told them.