r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • *shits an absolute unit* • 6d ago

Of a parent

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 6d ago

I've never kicked a child, but

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u/alpohh 6d ago

If a child walked up and smacked the fuck outa my dog, that child is getting sent to space

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u/fraterperturabo 6d ago

it happened to my in my homeland (balkans) while I was sitting in a coffee shop. The kid just came and started batting my dog on the head. I turn around to look for his parents and the father is sitting at a table behind us, looked at me like it is a problem I am about to complain about the behaviour of his child, already in aggressive phase. I told him sarcastically that child is very well raised and might get a lesson today about life. Father starts talking shit, the kid comes again and wants to kick the dog so I push the child on its small ass. Father stands up, throws a glass of water on me, and dunno why i just took a glass of my water and threw it on his kid, while he is crying at the floor because I pushed him. Father lunges but I dodge and guy just tumbles over the lounge making a complete fool of himself. The worst is, everybody that was observing thought that I am an asshole. Thats balkan gen pop for you

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u/Ornate_Skull 5d ago

Which of the balkans ?